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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 1d

I thought this was viral marketing for a new Resident Evil, but no it's a real third-party nootropics wholesaler running with the Umbrella branding.

UmbrellaLabs USA Instagram ad

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Seerlight @seerlight.bsky.social · 2d

'Potion Bar' ✨️🧚‍♂️
Did this piece for jokabi's new lofi zelda album!
#tloz #zelda

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 2d

Its possible he would actually gain the same healing factor Sherry has in RE6 if Annette had used the vaccine on him. It had healed him enough that he was able to stand and walk at least.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 2d

"Sherry can't be saved but actually she can but actually no but actually I only abandoned her to stop William because I couldn't let Sherry grow up in a world with the G Virus in it even though Im leaving her to die and therefore she wouldn't grow up anyway." Such dogshit writing fucking hell lol

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 2d

Capcom apparently lol. The plot of the movie is store brand food coded as Nazis fighting the good branded food icons nicknamed "ikes", the evil female villain dresses up in a school girl uniform at one point, Im not even kidding.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 2d

Its considered one of the worst movies ever made lol especially the worst animated movie ever made, just watch the trailer it'll make sense.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 2d

At least Luis came up with a countermeasure in re4 lol Its just si bizarre to me that tge writer for re2r decided to create so many plotholes that og re2 never had lmao but I guess that what you get when you hire the guy who wrote Foodfight!

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 3d

Congrats Pip, so happy for you!💜

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 3d

Not really, the original has instructions to create a vaccine but seeing as Birkin was planning on escaping just as HUNK's team shows up, it doesn't make sense he'd leave any samples of the virus or anti viral behind for Umbrella to get. 2R actively has him leave 1 anti viral only for convenience😂

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 3d

I don't know if theres any other game that has such solid gameplay and cool connecting areas(except the lab, that sucks) and yet maybe the worst writing I've ever seen in a bug budget game ever.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 3d

RE2R has many terrible yet funny plotholes but I think my favourite oversight is that Annette didn't just get the anti viral agent and cure William after he injected himself with G but hadn't mutated yet, even though it was literally in the room with them, like literally right behind them lmao.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 3d

Dag I'm gonna be real with you, I thought this was an exasperated lad drinking from a tea cup lol

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 4d

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 4d

My Metroid art did well but not as well as any of the silly shit I drew lol.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 4d

Also this Pyscho Goreman scene I redrew.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 4d

Post your most popular art from Twitter!

No surprise, they were both shitposts lol

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 4d

Lmao I remember this. Fuckin, Indiana Jones ass logic😂

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🎃 October Keegan 🎃 @octoberart.bsky.social · 4d

This art's old as dirt lmao but here's a comic @thespherehunter.bsky.social and I came up with where Dario Rosso was correct about the shipping container being the only safe place lol.

A five panel comic:

Panel 1: the thermobaric missile heading for Raccoon City, flying over the R.P.D. station.

Panel 2: the bomb going off, wiping Raccoon off that map while Carlos and Jill fly off into the sunrise aboard a helicopter

Panel 3: The crater of Raccoon City remains

Panel 4: A shipping container remains in the rubble

Panel 5: Dario Rosso bursts free from the container, cheering in the light of early morning after being proven correct that the only safe place was inside the container. Text reads DARIO ROSSO: THE 8TH SURVIVOR

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 6d

Many types of birds are tasty, giant tortoises were infamously delicious and crocodile meat is pretty good too. With this in mind I put forth my hypothesis that dinosaurs would've tasted incredible.

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【𝐑 𝐔 𝐄 𝐃 𝐄 𝐅 𝐀 𝐔 𝐗】 @ruedefaux.bsky.social · 9d

【𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐈'𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞.】

"You like cake and strawberries, don't you?
Or did you throw all of that away too
when you became too precious
for childish things?"

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

#ocart

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 9d

It also would've looked better lol I hate that ugly cocktail dress. They could've even gave her combat boots like ORC did since she didn't wear heels in og RE2 but no, 2R always chooses the worst story and character decisions possible.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 9d

It's still so crazy to me that RE2R decided to reverse engineer Ada's RE4 outfit to redesign her look for 2R but then RE4R came out and seemed to take inspiration from her og RE2 outfit to redesign Ada's outfit for 4R, like wtf lol.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 9d

SHf might be my favourite tbh. I really enjoyed the themes and story of SHf, Hinako is a top tier protagonist and character for me alongside Heather.

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 9d

No t virus😔

Tanzer @tanzerart.bsky.social · 10d

Darkside Chronicles gave us the best Claire designs and we've never had a design for her as good since.