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Tar Heel Guy

@tarheelguy.bsky.social

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UNC Tar Heels. Atlanta Braves. Miami Dolphins. Fantasy baseball. History, photography, literature, chess, math. Cats. Learning ukulele and some music theory.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 15h

That’s wrong. There was no fly out. GIDP is correct.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 16h

All because of Musk’s botched penis surgery.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 17h

More millions of taxpayer dollars disappearing in a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

In a different timeline Caitlin Clark is the daughter of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

When I was a little kid and first found out I was smarter than most other kids I thought it was cool. The older I get the more I realize that should have been a warning.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

And they play each other again in the World Series and tie 3.5-3.5 again and Rob Manfred has them do a series of Iron Chef, Amazing Race, and Quiz With Balls contests to determine the winner.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, in typical Christian theology he can pretty much do whatever he wants and as long as at some point he says, “Oops, sorry, God. My bad,” he’s fine. Not a very high bar and he can’t even clear that one.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

“Dr. Jackson. You claimed he had the cardiovascular age of someone 14 years younger. Can you explain how he died so soon afterwards?”

“I just examined him in the morgue. He has the cardiovascular age of someone who’s alive. He’s amazing.”

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve got my money on Christmas morning. Like a gift to the world.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 1d

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 2d

“So you’re saying that Portland leadership can make rioting and terrorism disappear anytime they want. If that’s true why would they need National Guard troops?”

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 2d

Marked For Destruction is a great way to describe America under this regime.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 2d

100% that a lot of them got pardoned for storming the Capitol on Jan. 6 too.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 2d

I’m actually starting to think they want these cases to get kicked because Halligan was illegally appointed. That way Trump can just keep saying they’re guilty as hell but got off on a technicality and they don’t have to go to trial where a judge will rip them a new one once all the evidence is out.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 3d

Not by Trump but by the same people who own Trump.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 3d

I’m glad somebody posted what Kirk Herbstreit said so I could read it. I had a hard time understanding him what with Belichick’s nuts in his mouth and all.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 3d

He still won’t have sworn her in by then.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

The “journalists” get paid 6 figures for “working” 4 hours a day.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

There is nothing that says you should win the Nobel Peace Prize more than threatening the people who give the award with consequences if they don’t give it to you. While you’re declaring war on your own country.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

I remember too many things I’ve seen Phillies fans say to ever feel bad for them as a group. I do feel bad for Kerkering a little though.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

She won’t need a law license when she’s spouting bullshit on Fox or Newsmax or whatever though.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

She was so mad that she went to Portland and couldn’t find any “Antifa.” She actually thought the mayor was hiding them from her. Jesus. At least she got a free freak session with Corey Lewandowski in some hotel there.

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Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

There are so many people in this administration who deserve prison time but if there is anyone who deserves life it’s Stephen Miller.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

There’s a good chance she finds herself on trial before anybody she’s brought charges against goes on trial.

Tar Heel Guy @tarheelguy.bsky.social · 4d

2 of them in 2 weeks even. And the only cases you’ve brought to them.