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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber)

@tarlz.bsky.social

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Vtubing Barktender and enjoyer of jank, degeneracy, cars, and other nifty things. I shitpost, stream, and take suggestive selfies. I'm not a lewdtuber, but definitely lewd. (Fairly regularly NSFW, so 18+ only) https://www.twitch.tv/tarlz_vt

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · Oct 18

New wave of folks! I guess I should reintroduce myself.

I'm Tarlz, the local dogboy bartender (Barktender) Vtuber.

Aside from mixing drinks I like streaming racing games, stuff I grew up with that are now technically retro, and other nifty titles that catch my fancy.

Nice to meet you all!

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spoops 👑 vgen commissions OPEN @spirald33r.bsky.social · 18h

2/4 Halloween YCH raffle prizes! :D thank you for participating!
For @tarlz.bsky.social and @caitiesith.bsky.social 🧡

#artmoots #ocsky #illustration

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Vt. Tommy "Showgirl" Calverton @vttommyc.bsky.social · 18h

Ta-da! I know I'm late, this weekend was very busy. ;-;

Tomorrow, we do some more questing in Mass Effect in preparation for endgame. On Thursday, it's a target-rich environment in TXR as I hunt for a particular boss! Then on Saturday, more Black 2 postgame with @tarlz.bsky.social on his channel!

*Times listed in EDT*
Tuesday @ 08:00 PM - Mass Effect 1 Legendary Edition
Thursday @ 07:30 PM - Tokyo Xtreme Racer
Saturday @ 03:00 PM - Pokémon Black 2 co-commentary

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 1d

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, NFS Heat just... ends right when it gets interesting. Lots of fanservice too.

Still shoutouts for accurate depiction of police. and for having a bodycount.

Overall? solid game, should have ended with a series of high-level races tournament style as opposed to nothing at all.

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!!
(I don't know why I've taken to floral/lacy patterns as of late)

Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 8d

OKAY
NFS Heat got a big chunk of progress, and we officially made it to TXR's early-mid game I think.

After about an hour of futzing in the livery menus, the Midgame Drip has been acquired!

Big thank yous to @tsubakilines.vtubers.racing and @kaitonasa.vtubers.racing for the raids!!

The Toyota Supra that will carry the Barktender through TXR2025's midgame, painted in two tone silver and bronze with floral accents

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 8d

I love the mallgoth Silvia and shall simp for it

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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 10d

the righteous fisherman and the greedy goths.

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 11d

And Lupin remains as one of my Spirit Animals

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⚡Seannessy!⚡〘COMMS 0/3!〙 @seannessy.bsky.social · 12d

This is it, 10 years to the day.

Are you doing YOUR part?

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 12d

We did it!
With some guidance from @vttommyc.bsky.social, we curbstomped the E4 with Wumpo the Azumaril's silly games and Seltzer the Espeon's commitment to boykissing! All that remains is the postgame content.

Thank you @iantheterrible02.bsky.social for the raid!!

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Viktoria "Vicky" Sanctus - EN Vtuber @vickysanctus.vtubers.social · 13d

Today's mah birthday. :D

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Ruby Nekomata 🏎️ 🐱 @rubynekomata.vtubers.racing · 14d

For those interested I am currently working on the Fem!MC mod for the new Tokyo Xtreme Racer and making sure that no stone is left un-turned!

It'll be ready this week, so please look forward to it! 🫡

Yeah, I put in some fanservice yuri after popular demand.

#TokyoXtremeRacer

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Vt. Tommy "Showgirl" Calverton @vttommyc.bsky.social · 15d

Ta-da! Unfortunately Mondays are still a no-go for a while, so Pokémon with @tarlz.bsky.social will be in the earlier time slot on Wednesday! Aside from that, it's more Mass Effect on Tuesday, while we take a break from Subnautica to play more Tokyo Xtreme Racer on Thursday! I'm so excited hehe~

*Times listed in EDT*
Tuesday @ 08:00 PM - Mass Effect 1 Legendary Edition
Wednesday @ 05:00 PM - Pokémon Black 2 co-commentary w/ Tarlz
Thursday @ 08:00 PM - Tokyo Xtreme Racer

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Zero Alexandre~ 🏳️‍⚧️🐭🏁 | RacingVTuber @zeroalexandre.vtubers.racing · 16d

REDEMPTION!!! P2 AT @p-rvt-academy.bsky.social AND @beautvde.bsky.social's HOME RACE!!! VAMOS!!! 🎉🏆
HUGE congratulations to @tarlz.bsky.social, @sykokyza.bsky.social, and Omette for their class wins! (AM, Silver, and Pro respectively)

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 16d

THE CURSE IS BROKEN.
P1 IN AM DIVISION BAYBEE
FIRST VTRACC WIN!!!!

The Taphouse Ferrari missing a cone by inches at Nurb GP's rear chicane

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 19d

"Choose your battles is shorthand for "Stop making a fuss so things can slowly get worse worse until snowballing to a point of no return."

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 20d

Perfect

Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 20d

Does that mean 10 cheeks?
Are they stacked vertically or horizontally?

Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 20d

Hemlo

Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 24d

I have ordered a 3d printer

Surely nothing vile will come if this

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 25d

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 26d

I got another model outfit idea (that would probably be twitch-risky) but I keep getting distracted by city building game.

I had not played any of those before this week and now I realize that I am super weak to them

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Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 26d

Further evidence that the DoD is determined to go back to 2013

Tarlz (Barktender Vtuber) @tarlz.bsky.social · 27d

Question: can calling someone a cop count as my slur?

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