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I know it would burn (ha!) every remaining bridge the TA has with the FO and MLS, but some massive anti-Cheeto tifo re: Portland burning would be incredible right about now.
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They’ve done that for a long time now, with an R-rated edit to the lyrics.
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It was in the 107ist email last week, I believe.
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I’ve probably told you this before. But there’s a van driving around Portland with a real BORT vanity plate. I’ve seen it twice. Can’t stop laughing each time.
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There was a spell a year or two ago where every amazing sandwich I had around town had Duke’s. So I got sucked in to buying it for the house. And yeah, it’s fine. But it was way better when mixed with their ingredients, not mine.
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100%. How many teams have we played “down” to in the last 2 months? Too many.
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2 matches since this post, and yep. #rctid
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Bold #rctid prediction:

The Timbers won’t win another match this season. Schedule is tough, and the team has zero spark right now.

(Hoping this is reverse psychology, but it may very well be true.)
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If you see the table to pick up our paychecks on the 18th, let me know.
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As a BMW Stan, I don’t mind the new design. It’s better than the massive grilles on the current 3 and 4 series, and a throwback to older styling.

Early 2000s still had the best true kidney shape and scale.
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Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.
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And holy hell. I called it this afternoon that we’d go scoreless today. Can we get a sports psychologist involved when it comes to playing in Texas? And also when it comes to playing a team lower in the table?
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Bold #rctid prediction:

The Timbers won’t win another match this season. Schedule is tough, and the team has zero spark right now.

(Hoping this is reverse psychology, but it may very well be true.)
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Guaranteed 2-0 loss incoming. 🤣 It’s in Texas, remember. 😉
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Kevin’s good for one butchering every match.
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No intention! Just spreading awareness.
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I thought I did that once. Turned out to be gout. 😬
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For sure. Miami definitely started it, but Seattle wasn’t innocent in de-escalating.
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I only wanted to offer 1 last night to let others chime in, but since it’s quiet…in addition to Purple Pig:

*Haven’t been, but heard great things from friends about RPM. Three different location based on Italian, Steak, Seafood.
*Gibson’s is a solid steakhouse
*Gilt bar (get downstairs speakeasy)
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I would enjoy soccer more if my favorite team knew how to score a goal. #RCTID
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If I didn’t appreciate your general humor and snow reporting, I would unfollow you right now good sir!

Skol Vikings!