THE tawn
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not every day is good,
but there is something good in every day 🌻
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teradiamart.bsky.social
I don't think motivating people to move to other platforms to avoid the stupid censorship rules is a good solution. Quite the opposite. There is NO SAFE space for artists nowadays, if we don't fight back this will only get worse and worse
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
tawn.bsky.social
i love crafting an articulate and detailed formal email introduction with explanations and assets to a supplier in Aotearoa and then getting a crisp 'Perfect, thanks mate' one-liner email in return. absolutely comical vibes here.
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16pxl.bsky.social
✧*̥˚ MY 2026 CALENDARS ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER *̥˚✧

info and links below !!
tawn.bsky.social
i also have now learned theres a 24/7(?) number for reporting highway hazards (because you bet your ass i reported it as soon as i got home)

please always always report dangers on roadways to your relevant local transport authorities, you could save someone's life 🙏
tawn.bsky.social
hey tradie besties pls secure your loads so you dont take out a motorcyclist with your massive white spillage in the dark of night <3 that'd be so sexy haha
tawn.bsky.social
a few car lengths ahead of me this truck just spilled a fuck ton of random small cylinders (bottle sized) out the back of it and i got to use some choice braking and weaving to not get the bike hit by them (one got me on the hand and fuckin ouwii) and managed to get outta there 👍 missed my exit tho
tawn.bsky.social
CROWN OF LOVE FOR ROYALTY 👑💕
tawn.bsky.social
BLOWING YOU KISSES
tawn.bsky.social
i love being a commuter rider 🥴
tawn.bsky.social
if your response to being criticized for endangering someone's life is to then deliberately make attempts on their life, i have no sympathy for you. crash and burn.
tawn.bsky.social
for the record, i am a little motorcyclist and the fucker was a car riding my ass who then passed me with their tires in my lane, yknow, a smidge closer would've taken bits of me and my bike off. the honk was fucking earned.
tawn.bsky.social
if your response to me honking at you is to try and brake check me multiple times and drive down the middle of the two lanes so i cant pass you then i hope you get in a car accident and lose your license.
tawn.bsky.social
i want everyone explicitly aware that i will not willingly or knowingly fucking associate with or use AI.

and if you do— i'm side-eyeing you fucking heavy.
tawn.bsky.social
why?? does my response sound too eloquent for myself? or is what i said just lame or fake sounding? or too detached/inhuman?
i was being genuine and it took me a bit to find the right way to say what i wanted to say.
tawn.bsky.social
i dont think i've been so quickly insulted, in such a long time, until just now— expressing my reassurance and empathy on an aspect of ye old human condition— and then being asked if my response was from chat fuckin gpt
tawn.bsky.social
the fancy people with clipboards have been hitting the "well its this treatment working out or surgery so we're really focusing on this!" why thank you i appreciate that wait tf u mean surGEY HUH
tawn.bsky.social
in a move shocking no one, i am NOT doing what the doctors ordered (not using my jaw too much) and little beepo's misery IS increasing (my jaw hurts)
tawn.bsky.social
update: got hit with "your daughter says hi" but i cant deny that in the slightest because said daughter is a fucking gecko LIKE? YES PLEASE hellO?
tawn.bsky.social
… bro has sauce. he's slyly got me to commit to a costco date. h. how. the dude is so smooth with it im shocked
tawn.bsky.social
kicking my leggies and punching a pillow i think hes flirting with me HELLO HELP