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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Sep 20

Pokemon truce maker be like "Let flygons be flygons"

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Aug 1

After checking my bank balance, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am no longer feeling Miku Miku ooweeoo

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Apr 29

Seducing strangers just to see what the inside of their house looks like. C'mon, whatchu hidin' in there, anything cool?

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Apr 26

Just forgot that the normal way to exit an encounter with a cashier is "have a nice day" and I just said "nyoom" out loud and ran away

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Apr 23

Brb bringing a plucked chicken into parliament to show them what a man looks like

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Apr 20

Just thought about quicksaving before biting into my cookie in case it hurt my teeth as if save scumming is a thing in real life

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Apr 10

The Meyer's briggs personality test is too complicated. Let's simplify it down to one axis. Pinky? Or brain?

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Apr 5

Nice! Well done! It's really hard not to have a cheeky little smoke when life gets tough

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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · Apr 5

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 10

Your unquenchable thirst is a majority reason for watching your videos for me. That and to be reminded what I should never do with a boat

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 6

Tonight's inner ear radio is brought to you by: **VERY FAINT FIRE ALARMS**

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 6

It ain't easy bein' a fish turnin' tricks.
*Takes big drag of cigarette*
But the slammin' salmon pays the bills

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 3

The reason venting works when you're angry is because it lets whatever crawled up your ass escape while you're distracted

#TruthBomb

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 2

How I be sitting on the kitchen counter top while chatting utter bollocks

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 1

@jacobgeller.com thanks for putting the nebula reminder at the beginning of the video. I keep forgetting to watch things on it

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Mar 1

I'm going absolutely feral over my hunter. I need her to beckon me over to cuddle and call me a silly girl for being shy

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 28

My wife putting me (I'm a fish) in her coat pocket and consulting me like a pocket watch when she tries to make decisions

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 22

They're roomates and the apartment is my skull

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 22

Holy shit, the Sex Ed Hulk?

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 22

Omg their little face 🥺aaaaaaaaaaa

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 22

I would literally kill myself

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Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 22

A trans girl top with E.D. and paranoia? Don'tcha mean a girl with ✨thrust issues✨?

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 21

Got that non-binary ketamine. Catch me in the they-hole

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 18

On that weed that makes me want a bedtime story

Taylor of the Stars @taylorofthestars.bsky.social · Feb 17

Saw a trampoline flipped over and it gave me an idea

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