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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 31

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

i have to trust that scripter is going to be a good parent to my clockworkling .

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

well they didn't ! soooo . . .

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ now what if said interns go into the storage closet. what then.

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

well yeah i'm not going to give birth in the middle of hq in front of all the interns . what kind of robot do you take me for ?

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

well yeah i'm not going to give birth in the middle of hq in front of all the interns . what kind of robot do you take me for ?

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ in our storage closet, clockwork.

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

they hated me because im a mother who birthed 43 children . i did nothing wrong

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

they hated me because im a mother who birthed 43 children . i did nothing wrong

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ you ARE the catalyst for this

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

WHY AM I ON THIS WHEEL HOLD ON

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

WHY AM I ON THIS WHEEL HOLD ON

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ any last words

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reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ any last words

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

maybe .

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

also ! before anyone asks who the father is ?

i asexually reproduce . no ones the father but me .

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

sigh . i'm not shameful of my children but i am shameful of this community .

i'm deploying my teapot turret you guys are really pissing me off

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

can't a robot like me have hobbies doom
actually . it kind of sucks giving birth . i don't recommend it

〔 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌. 〕 @itsmrdoombringer.bsky.social · 1d

"It. KINDA IS ABNORMAL!!!!"

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

yeaaaah . . .

. . . why are you looking at me like that ? ? ? you're acting like this is abnormal

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

yeaaaah . . .

. . . why are you looking at me like that ? ? ? you're acting like this is abnormal

〔 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌. 〕 @itsmrdoombringer.bsky.social · 1d

"FORTY-THREE?????????????????????????????"

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

━✦❘ 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 ❘✦━ @scripterr.bsky.social · 1d

your facial recognition software is buns. im asking politely.

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

huh . that's so strange jeremy why is my facial recognition software detecting you as someone i know who has already gotten a clockworkling

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˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 1d

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An image of Helperbot speaking into an intercom microphone, telling the Employees of Roblox to please stop giving birth in the storage rooms.

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

yeaaah . . . sorry . . . i forgot .
they're all out now . all 43 of them .

〔 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌. 〕 @itsmrdoombringer.bsky.social · 1d

"YOU WERE PREGNANT AND DIDN'T TELL US????????????"

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

i've been giving birth to clockworklings , doom

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

it's true . . .

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

i've been giving birth to clockworklings , doom

〔 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌. 〕 @itsmrdoombringer.bsky.social · 1d

"...What's a Clockworkling. What have you been doing."

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

ok i cant take care of all these clockworklings . like if you want a clockworkling im giving them out

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

huh . that's so strange jeremy why is my facial recognition software detecting you as someone i know who has already gotten a clockworkling

━✦❘ 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 ❘✦━ @scripterr.bsky.social · 1d

Hello clockwork I would like a clockworkling.

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

ok i cant take care of all these clockworklings . like if you want a clockworkling im giving them out

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˗ˏˋ ✉︎ ⸝⸝ H̳3̳L̳P̳3̳R̳-̳B̳0̳T̳ @stamper-tool.bsky.social · 4d

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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘖𝘯𝘦 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @rest-a-while.bsky.social · Aug 31

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ᅠ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩?

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๑⠀𓏼⠀𝙎𝐂𝟑𝘕͟𝘌͟F͟E͟C𝙏𝐈O͟N͟ 𓈒⠀୭ৎ @plaguedsk8r.bsky.social · Jul 7

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◈　𝅄 　︵︵ 1 D͟I͟A͟L͟ UP Y0UR NUMB3R 4ND I LE7 𝚃H3 𝘗𝘏0N3 RIN𝟔

⸝⸝ ✦ &͟ 2 M1NUTE5 L8R I’LL B3 DO1NG 1T 𝐀𝐆𝟒𝐈𝐍 .ᐟ

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

DON'T ! ! ! ! IT'S LIMITED STOCK ! ! DON'T FEED INTO THEIR GREED , BUILDERMAN

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

no the clockworkling is going to be fine without a sibling . . . i know , because i'm clockwork .

here . only one .

[ holding out a single clockworkling ! it was like a fat plushie . ]

━✦❘ 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 ❘✦━ @scripterr.bsky.social · 1d

PLEASEEE the other clockworkling is gonna be lonely without a sibby...

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

hey , hey ! no , you can only take one !

greedy

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

hey , hey ! no , you can only take one !

greedy

━✦❘ 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 ❘✦━ @scripterr.bsky.social · 1d

GIMME GIMME GIMME I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

ok i cant take care of all these clockworklings . like if you want a clockworkling im giving them out

─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

mmm . . . nah ! no rules ! just give them out to anyone who wants it !

there's no price either . i'm already making enough money by the shades and the headphones .

reimagining the future. @mr-roblox.bsky.social · 1d

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⠀⠀ that would be preferable, yes. i have time to help you hand .. the clockworklings (?) out— any.. ground rules i should know about .ᐣ

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─ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 ;; 🫖 @teapotsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

you shouldn't worry , builderman ! i made it so there's a limited stock . i'm not generating anymore clockworklings , so this is the only batch .