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Ted Parker

@tedparker.bsky.social

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🙏 🌈 📽 Ted Parker, a SAG-AFTRA actor in Atlanta, can play everything from the lovable, quirky eccentric to the neurotic and sinister sociopath. A must-have! linktr.ee/tedparker_actor

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Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 4d

Happy No Kings Day!!! 😁 #nokingsday

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 4d

I don't believe in Bigfoot! Bigfoot never believed in me! 😁

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry to disturb your scrolling. I know we don't know each other, and that's fine. But if you'll kindly look behind you, you'll notice me sneaking up on you with a ginormous hatchet whilst wearing a blood-splattered clown mask. Have a blessed day. 🤡🪓😘

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 5d

RIP Ace Frehley (1951-2025)!⚡️🎸🚀 #acefrehley #kiss

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Birthday to cult queen Erin Brown (aka Misty Mundae) from SPIDERBABE (2003), STRIP CLUB MASSACRE (2017), and SPOOKT (2023) among others!

#erinbrown #mistymundae #shockorama #vampirevixens #spiderbabe #splatterbeach #dickshark #spookt #stripclubmassacre

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 7d

Happy Birthday to horror goddess Lynn Lowry from THE CRAZIES (1973), SHIVERS (1975), and RABID (2019) among others!

#lynnlowry #shivers #thecrazies #troma #modelhunger #catpeople #splatterdisco

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 8d

Happy Birthday to actress/tank girl Lori Petty from POINT BREAK (1991), TANK GIRL (1995), and DEAD AWAKE (2016) among others!

#loripetty #tankgirl #pointbreakmovie #aleagueoftheirown #lollywhitehill #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 8d

Happy Fuck Columbus Day!!!
Who else here likes to fuck Columbus on Fuck Columbus Day?
😂😂🖕

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 19d

Happy Birthday to horror goddess Neve Campbell from THE CRAFT (1996), REEFER MADNESS: THE MOVIE MUSICAL (2005), and, of course, the SCREAM movies!

#nevecampbell #sidneyprescott #thecraft #wildthings #screammovies #reefermadnessthemoviemusical #twistedmetal

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 21d

Hmmmm.... government shutting down tonight, Hamas rejecting latest proposal, digital ID becoming mandatory in the U.K. ...and then in the U.S. Am I the only one seeing the unstable Jenga tower wobbling???

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 21d

Happy 50th Anniversary to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (09/29/1975)! 💋

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 22d

I dunno about you guys, but I'm gonna be all horror movie'd out by Halloween! 🎃 www.regmovies.com/horror-movies

Horror and Thriller Movies — Upcoming & Now Playing | Regal

Get ready to experience chilling horror movies in theatres! Check out new scary movies out now and upcoming thrillers at Regal.

www.regmovies.com

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 22d

I see Nicole Kidman split with Keith Urban. That means she's single again! Giggity!!! 🤪

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 24d

Happy Birthday to actress Mira Sorvino from MIMIC (1997), THE FINAL CUT (2004), and BENEATH THE LEAVES (2019) among others!

#mirasorvino #thestuff1985 #mimic1997 #romyandmicheleshighschoolreunion #thereplacementkillers #thefinalcut #fogofwar

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 25d

Happy Birthday to voice-over actress Debi Derryberry from almost every cartoon show on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon!

#debiderryberry #nickelodeon #cartoonnetwork #sailormoon #jimmyneutron #toystory #monsterhigh

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 25d

The Ted is spotted in his natural habitat!

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 27d

Happy Birthday to this person Kevin Sorbo from that Hercules show.

#kevinsorbo #hercules #herculesandxena

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 28d

Happy Anniversary (09/23/1983) to the American release of the notorious cult classic PIEC-

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 28d

26 years, actually, but HAPPY BI-VISIBILITY DAY!!!

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 28d

In honor of the Rapture, post your favorite angel(s)! I'll start:

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · 29d

Happy Birthday to the legendary Mickey Rooney (1920-2014) from FRANCIS IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE (1956), THE INTRUDER (1975), and SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER (1991) among others!

#mickeyrooney #francisinthehauntedhouse #itsamadmadmadmadworld #theintruder1975 #nightatthemuseummovie

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · Sep 22

Know Jesus as lord/savior now!
Jesus WILL return soon...
...but the Rapture will NOT happen this Tuesday! Now shut up and stop annoying me! 🤣 😂

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · Sep 21

@stephenking.bsky.social 🎂 ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ 🎂

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · Sep 19

Happy Birthday to rock goddess Lita Ford!

#litaford #therunaways #closemyeyesforever #kissmedeadly #cherrybomb #Lita

Ted Parker @tedparker.bsky.social · Sep 19

Happy Birthday to the legendary Paul Williams from PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974), SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (1977), and THE DOORS (1991) ...and also wrote the Love Boat theme song!

#paulwilliams #phantomoftheparadise #theloveboat #themuppetmovie #rainbowconnection #smokeyandthebandit #thepenguin