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@teewatterss.bsky.social
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deeply sarcastic and monotone person on this planet to consume reality tv and desperately seek attention from my dog (teewatterss on IG)
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just here to introduce myself: hi, I’m Trina

I’ve spent the past few years tweeting all things pop culture and reality tv and was having way too much fun to go down with the ship

if you’ve seen my face or tweets anywhere, feel free to follow along here or IG/threads if we speak the same language 🙋🏻‍♀️
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my feed split between Love Island and WWIII
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having to watch a world war escalation via temu twitter screenshots of poorly worded vindictive insults from a somehow powerful petulant child
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living the consequences of Oppenheimer because Barbie is fiction
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being an adult is just asking “why” constantly like a child would but the tone is more “but WHY” and it’s about big serious things
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driving alone with the music at a volume where you can’t hear your own voice or thoughts is therapeutic
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having graduated well over a decade ago it’s wild how often I worry if I’ve passed
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Dakota Johnson’s monotone comedic timing is everything I wish to be
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sometimes I’ll go out in public and genuinely forget that other people can see me
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a crash out so hard that an eerily calm eye of the storm develops mid-way through
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living within walking distance to everything I need, sorry but I can’t go back to anything different
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watermelon, cucumber and feta are those three friends where you’re like how on earth would they even all know each other but it just works
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fairly certain my brow has been furrowed every single day of 2025
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call me old fashioned but I miss when the government didn’t post like a 14 year old boy who found a loophole in the internet parental controls
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when the leaves turn towards the sun like I get it
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some people use that cc line like it’s an invite to their community theatre show
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born to retire, forced to "hope you had a great weekend, I just wanted to follow up on the email below, if you have any questions or concerns please don't hesitate to reach out, thanks so much"
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like bad news coming in threes, bravo news comes in a baker's dozen
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do you want to sell each other Tupperware so we can hang out at each others houses
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co-hosting the World Cup in a year like siblings who don’t speak planning an anniversary party for their parents
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seeing HDR content on the feed is like walking into a room with the big light on
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one person's "laundry to be folded" is another's "permanent art installation rotating through most worn pieces in her wardrobe"
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“you’re so relatable” thanks I’ve been studying those around me to try and fit in since kindergarten
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the way I repeat my question when my dog doesn’t respond in English
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do people who look effortlessly beautiful while wearing a hat know how lucky they have it