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Tales From The Terrarium

@terrariumtails.bsky.social

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🔞, 31 year old Nano-Urbanist in the Pacific Northwest. Contributor to #Sizesky, avowed Middle, Incontinent, Will probably talk to you about civilizations in terrariums.

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · Apr 14

An introductory post for those of you who may not have met me before!

Hi! I’m Cadence, a size-shifting although mostly micro or nano-sized civet. Sometimes I’m a massive dinosaur who Steps In People.

No, really, that’s not a typo www.furaffinity.net/view/59036265/

A colossal red Dakotaraptor’s feet stepping on/in a city, reducing it to little more than a footstep crater

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 8h

Make the most of it, Monsieur Poodleton

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 8h

Micro who gets isekai'd because they get run over by truck-kun

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shaydh 🩸FLEDGLING MANOR OUT NOW🩸 @shaydh.bsky.social · Jan 16

Everyone saying "make weird art!" you better fucking mean it. There better not be an unspoken "but not too weird" tacked on at the end.

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 12h

Introducing a macro friend to a new drink, even if it's something as simple as tea.

"Earl grey tea, lavender syrup and... okay, oat milk, you know, lactose intolerance and all... huh! So this is what you tiny folks drink?"

"Only some of us from a certain geographic area"

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 12h

Seeing the micro in the shoebox start to become an obnoxious gamer streamer and introducing them to a can of their first sponsor: RAID (Shadow Legends)

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 13h

Goodness, Kemba! Someone's a little pamper packer...

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 15h

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Znlor bar qnl gubfr zvpebf jvyy yrnea.

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 15h

Continued: Lbh qb lbhe qnzaqrfg gb oenpr ntnvafg gur pbyyncfvat, sbbq-naq-ternfr-fgnvarq jnyy bs n cvmmn obk nf gur enz trgf pybfre, lbhe ubcrf yrnivat lbhe obql nf gur cbcfvpyr fgvpx oenpr fancf, naq lbh orpbzr vzcbffvoyr gb gryy ncneg sebz jrrx-byq gbzngb fnhpr

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 15h

#Micro #Peril ROT13: Raqvat hc va guvf tebff, uhzvq raivebazrag jnf onq rabhtu, ohg vg'f cebonoyl jbefr xabjvat gung lbhe pnyyf sbe uryc jba'g or noyr gb or urneq nobir gur ulqenhyvp juvar bs gur genfu pbzcnpgbe nf vg pnfhnyyl znxrf zber ebbz sbe gur ncnegzrag'f unccvyl-sbetbggra ershfr

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 17h

Micro things: Living in your giant friend's model railroad set

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 17h

ROT13 continued: Fb qba’g zvaq zr, erynkvat va orq naq ernqvat n obbx juvyr lbh nakvbhfyl njnvg zl hevar gb renfr lbh sebz rkvfgrapr, vs lbh’er yhpxl.

Fubhyqn’ yvfgrarq gb zr jura V gbyq lbh jung unccraf vs lbh gel gb rfpncr

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 17h

n.n Or they'll join the Sesame Street cast

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 18h

#ABDL #Micro ROT13: V zvtug unir nyernql pbirerq guvf ohg: GS'vat zvpebf vagb snqr-jura-jrg qvncre cevagf.

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 23h

A good place for me to store micros overnight. Sure I might be a middle, but this is definitely a safe place for you little folks to be safely enclosed... (in my maw...)

Look at least you don't have to worry about falling down my throat?

A mesh bag pacifier, usually used for storing fruit one can suckle on, works just as well for micros, I'm sure

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Solstice and Kerrill would probably both wreck you with glee because they *know* you want it deep down, and will happily tease you about it

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Two macros curiously looking at their landscape terrarium after securing enough permission to actually get the 'volcano' inside to function, whether it's baking soda and vinegar, or hot marinara sauce

"... okay, coin flip, who's gonna push the button"

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

"Gentle giant who is actually being sincere about wanting to take care of a tiny community" is so My Niche

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Emotionally vulnerable giant creatures? Why I'd NEVER

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Sharing a space with a chunk of apple and oop, into the warm, humid maw cave you go~!

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Expect to hear about it in the morning when you're released from your little mesh enclosure and SQUEEZED between a giant plushie and tear-dampened PJs

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Sure it's possibly utterly terrifying for you to hear mumbled speech and whimpers in your 'captor's' sleep but not as terrifying as his nightmare where he's destroying the terrarium he holds dear but can't do anything to stop himself.

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

On the outside: Big, looming, charcoal-grey dragon who may bring doom to your entire civilization
On the inside: A big nerd in touch with his hatchling side, cuddled up with his favorite plushie and needing a micro *especially close* in case he has a nightmare while sleeping

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 23h

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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Sure you might be smelling the scent of bacon after I'm done chewing it up and sent it to my stomach to sort out but consider yourself lucky that you didn't meet the creature it was made from because chances are you'd be little more than just a bit of fat in the end

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

Sending Jolty to chyme-out *nod*

Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 21h

<3

Gonna inanimately TF ya' into a Lego figurine