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Hall of fame M E M B E R, raised in Germany living in Los Angeles 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻 ——————————- FOR YOUR HEALTH 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻 https://bit.ly/3OPoElW 🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺 - u know my main job and passion - personal training - healthy food specialist - OMEGA3 specialist #behornest

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Dec 13

…, 1 dinner - 3 more healthy friends!
#omega3 #zinzino

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · May 15

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SCHICK MIR EIN BILD wie DU die Show schaust und ICH sende DIR ein Jahresabo aus meiner WELT ( Teilnahme an 18 )

Hey Leute :) ich hoffe euch geht es gut
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JETZT BRAUCHE ICH EUCH
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👉22.Mai.2025
👉20:15h
👉RTL 2
“Texaspatti…, ein Leben am Höhepunkt”
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Schauen

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Mar 19

🎙️ Wenn ich eine Sprachnachricht mache, wird es automatisch ein Podcast. 🎤
Ich wollte nur kurz was sagen – jetzt gibt’s ne neue Staffel. Wer kennt’s? 🤣

#PodcastVibes #SprachnachrichtFail #ZuVielGerede #PodcastLife #VoiceMessageKing #RealTalk #SprachnachrichtDesTodes #ImmerEinPodcast #SocialMediaHumo

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Mar 16

…, just saying

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Mar 15

I don’t get this logic… but seriously, who on earth fits through this window??? 🤯 USA compliance logic at its finest! 😂”

🔍 Question for you: Is this just over-the-top safety regulation, or did someone actually try this? 🤔

#OnlyInAmerica #LogicNotFound #FailOfTheDay #USARules

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Mar 14

Some train really hard and others just look good - who are you?
#gym #sportoutfit

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Mar 13

When I am waiting for my next shooting on set
#shooting

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 21

I’m so tired of this question: Where is it better—Los Angeles or Germany?
At -5°C, what do you think? ❄️🌴

Drop your thoughts in the comments!

🔥 L.A. or Germany? 🇺🇸🇩🇪
🔥 Summer or winter? 🌞❄️
🔥 Warmth or Christmas spirit?

#LosAngeles #Germany

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 20

🎤💦 Do you also think you can sing? 😂 In the shower, you’re a superstar… but outside? 🫠🎶

We all know it—inside the bathroom, you sound like Beyoncé, but in real life, your neighbors think a cat is being tortured! 🐱🔊

🔥 #ShowerConcert #BathroomDiva #SuperstarInTheShower

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 15

🌹💔 Valentine’s Day or Nah? 💔🌹

“If my husband only remembers to get me flowers on Valentine’s Day, he might as well not bother at all. Love isn’t a one-day flash sale, it’s a lifetime subscription. Keep your guilt-roses, buddy—I’d rather buy my own. 😂🚫 #NotImpressed #TryAgainNextYear

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 9

Software Update 18.3 #apple aghhhh where are my pictures :) ???

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 4

OMG, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING! 😳 I just wanted to grab some food, saw a guy, and was 100% sure it was my neighbor. So I confidently go, “Hey! How’s it going?” …#Help #Embarrassed

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 3

Do you know this feeling? 🤦‍♀️ You try to film a video, but all that comes out of your mouth is… vegetables? 🥕😂”
I swear I had something cool to say, but instead, I look like a rabbit on speed! 😅🎥 What was your last filming fail? Drop it in the comments!

🔄 Don’t forget to save & share! 💥

#TikTokFails

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 2

2024 is the year of transformation, growth, and pushing limits. Every picture tells a story of progress, passion, and the journey ahead. Join me as I keep moving forward and inspire others to do the same. 🚀💪 #NewYearNewGoals #2024Journey

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Feb 1

The classic travel struggle: Packing for a trip – and guess who’s over the 23kg luggage limit again? Yep, my husband! And who has to deal with the mess at the airport? ME!

Why do men always pack like they’re moving to another country? Who else can relate?

➡️ Tag the person who ALWAYS overpacks!

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 31

✈️ Do you know this feeling? Panic before a flight! Did I forget something?! 🤯👜 Checked my list 100 times, but the doubt remains… 😅 Who can relate? #TravelPanic #FlightAnxiety #DidIForgetSomething

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 29

OMG, do you guys know this feeling too?! 😱 Haven’t eaten all day, and now I could literally empty the whole fridge! 🫠🥴

👉 What’s your go-to snack when hunger hits hard? 😅👇 #FoodCravings #HungerAttack #LateNightSnack

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 27

Me: ‘Are you mad or something?’
Her: ‘No, why? You already know everything, don’t you?’ 🤔😂
#FriendshipVibes #YouKnowEverything #DramaFree”
文案：
我：”你是不是生气了？”
她：”没有啊，为什么？你不是什么都知道吗？” 🤔😂
#友谊日常 #你啥都懂 #没有矛盾

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 26

They say cooking is an art… but my kitchen is more of a comedy show! 🎭🔥 Watch me turn simple recipes into unexpected masterpieces (or disasters?) 😂 #KitchenComedy #ChefInChaos”

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 25

I invite at 8:00 PM, and they show up at 10:12 PM… AHHHHHHHHH! 🤯

How do you deal with this? Share your thoughts!

#Punctuality #TimeMatters #OldSchoolValues #RespectTime #LateAgain

准时真的已经是老派了吗？

我邀请大家晚上8点，结果他们10:12才到… 啊啊啊啊啊啊！🤯

你们会怎么应对这种情况？欢迎分享你的看法！

#准时 #时间观念 #尊重时间 #老派价值观 #迟到

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 24

Alle betrunken, Ich nüchtern, alle drücken mich ziehe an der Tür beim verlassen der Gaststätte- wie DUMM kann man sein?
#karneval2025
“Everyone drunk, I’m sober, everyone pushing me as I pull the door while leaving the pub – how stupid can you be?

“大家都喝醉了，我是清醒的，所有人都在推我，而我在拉门离开酒馆——能有多蠢？
#狂欢节2025”

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 23

Frage: KANN MAN VORSCHLAFEN????? - 可以提前补觉吗？
#提前补觉 #疲惫 #早点睡 - Is it possible to sleep in advance?
#sleepahead #tired #earlytobed
#vorschlafen #müde #frühinsbett

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 22

…, wie doof kann man sein!!! - how stupid can you be??? - 这个句子在普通话中是：“人能有多笨？”
#peinlich #unfassbar #telefon

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 22

…, the crazy Germans

Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 20

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · Jan 18

Ich habe Nudeln gekocht - warum das so interessant ist ? Just watch :) - I cooked noodles…, why it is so interesting? Just watch !
#chef #cooking