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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · 10d

Only in Portland: Antifa and troops call a truce long enough for burgers, Rage Against The Machine, and Toby Keith. bit.ly/3IPUwHv

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · 10d

Witnesses described the scene as “part majestic, part horrifying, and 100% Portland. bit.ly/4o5X5V7

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · 15d

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Neither the White House nor the Pentagon responded right away to requests for clarification on how or when the plan would be carried out.

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · 26d

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Dig into giant plates of all-day breakfast, fried chicken, and comfort food classics at this small town Oregon diner where every bite feels like a warm hug from grandma’s kitchen.

That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · 28d

The Bag Inn doesn’t just hint at a Lord Of The Rings theme, it fully embraces it. bit.ly/4m8AJk9

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Sep 7

Instead of troops, Trump says he’ll save money by just calling Portland “Poop.” bit.ly/4m5853E

Trump Orders Maps Updated To Show Portland As “Poop” Starting Monday

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that Portland had “become a total disaster, maybe the worst in history,” President Donald Trump announced Friday that all official U.S. maps will be updated to repla

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Aug 29

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I wish we were joking! If you ever needed proof that government can burn through your money faster than a Portland riot eats through plywood, here it is.

That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Every spin is a chance for Oregonians to contribute to the void where their money already goes anyway.” bit.ly/3VqI0ko

That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Aug 3

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Five years ago today, Michael Bryson shared one last breakfast with his family before vanishing. We spoke with his parents about that final morning, the years of unanswered questions, and their fight for the truth.

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 30

A 35-year-old serial arsonist, Aubrey A. Edwards, was arrested for setting cars on fire… then released less than two hours later… and immediately went out and allegedly started 6 to 8 more fires across Portland.
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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 18

“We saw boarded-up windows, graffiti, and tumbleweeds blowing down Burnside, and thought: this is prime Spirit Halloween real estate." bit.ly/3GzypEl

That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 16

“If you live in the Northwest and don’t have a tree tattoo yet, do you even compost?”

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 11

“Too many Oregonians think they can just hop on an inner tube and recklessly thrash water around like it’s the Wild West" bit.ly/44NPLW3

That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 10

In fiscal year 2024 alone, OregonBuys processed over 40,000 transactions totaling $2.14 billion. bit.ly/4kztUaC

Shocking Audit Reveals Oregon Wasting Millions, Who Could Have Guessed?

SALEM, Ore. — In a revelation that surprised absolutely no one who’s ever watched Oregon’s government at work, as reported by FOX 12 a new state audit has confirmed that the Beaver State might be wa

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 4

“Flag waving on July 4th is technically legal… but please apologize afterward.” bit.ly/401JG6K

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jul 4

Kotek assured Oregonians that she will maintain the stare until homelessness, crime, housing prices, and potholes resolve themselves through sheer awkwardness.
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Tina Kotek Announces Bold Plan to Fix Oregon by Staring Blankly

SALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking press conference Tuesday, Governor Tina Kotek unveiled her latest initiative to address Oregon’s mounting crises: staring blankly into the distance until everything mag

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 30

Patrons described the act as “alarming,” “reckless,” and “potentially triggering.” bit.ly/40pwrNm

That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 14

Wasco County Sheriff Lane Magill, who has worked in the area for more than 20 years, called this the worst fire he’s ever seen. bit.ly/43K4uCb

Heartbreak in the Gorge as Human-Caused Rowena Fire Destroys 49 Homes

Dozens of families are reeling in the Columbia River Gorge this week after the Rowena Fire tore through Wasco County, destroying at least 49 homes and leaving hundreds more in its path. The fire,

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 14

The “No Kings” movement will take shape in more than 2,000 cities across the country, with Portland expected to be one of the biggest hotspots. bit.ly/3ZuzBz8

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 12

Local officers with the Portland Police Bureau didn’t arrive until shortly after midnight. bit.ly/43E1nvs

Protesters Try to Burn Down Portland ICE Facility as Police Reaffirm They Won’t Assist Feds

Another Portland protest turned dangerous Wednesday night after demonstrators attempted to set fire to the federal ICE building in South Portland. According to Portland Police, the incident escalated

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 11

Dutch Bros is officially moving its corporate headquarters out of Oregon, leaving behind its longtime home in Grants Pass. bit.ly/43ElGc5

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 9

“I just thought it was like Vans or Thrasher or something,” said 16-year-old Kayla Martinez

New Nirvana Fans Born After 2005 Shocked to Learn Band Isn’t a Hot Topic Clothing Line

UNITED STATES — In a stunning revelation that rocked suburban malls across America, thousands of teens born after 2005 were reportedly shocked to discover that Nirvana is not, in fact, a clothing b

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 5

“Things got ugly fast after Musk brought up Epstein Island." bit.ly/4jHZ9Qv

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 3

The AI, affectionately named Empatha, is trained in soothing vocal tones and a rotating catalog of affirming phrases. bit.ly/3ZQgQWL

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That Oregon Life @thatoregonlife.bsky.social · Jun 2

Pull out your map to One-Eyed Willy’s treasure, and grab a Baby Ruth! bit.ly/3FFu5mg