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Carl Kolchak
@thealienfactor.bsky.social
240 followers 120 following 920 posts
Let freedom ring. 🔔 Please be kind to animals. Norman Fell Lives Forever! Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who manipulates those even dumber than himself.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 4h
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I Post Animal Vids... 😊 @realjfairclough.bsky.social · 2d
Every timeline needs a cute kitty trying to catch snow!

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#cat #catday #bluesky #animals #nature #wildlife
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 2d
Hope you get some relief. 🤞
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 2d
Trump tried to intimidate O’Donnell in the courtroom one day by staring at him in a way meant to be menacing.
O’Donnell is a typical Irish-blooded Bostonian freak. You can’t scare these people. There’s some sort of twisted thing in their spirit that prevents them from being frightened or bullied. 😞
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 3d
Dagmar Midcap! 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 3d
a man holding a sign that says aliens on it
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 4d
Sorry, but Karoline Leavitt just showed us this verified, authentic photo of the REAL Jesus, who loves guns, loves profits, hates liberals and immigrants, and who loves MAGA. Jesus is clearly the second-greatest American of all time (right after trump at number one).
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 7d
He ended them dang cola wars…brutal stuff.
Like Josey Wales said, “I guess we all died a little in those damn cola wars.”
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 9d
I doubt anybody has even heard of that show.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 9d
The New York media are such mean pups.
7-Eleven’s got Slurpee rock cups!
The volcano is loud whenever she erupts.
7-Eleven’s got Slurpee rock cups!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 9d
A bunch of modern-day Bebe Rebozos are in those files, which is why we will never see them. It’s not so much because of the politicians who are probably in there; it’s because the wealthy elite who OWN the politicians are probably in there.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 10d
Interplanet Janet is gonna have to go kick some ass.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 11d
How embarrassing was it when he told them it was okay to applaud him?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 11d
Think of the expense and risk to bring every O-7 thru O-10 from around the globe to Quantico, all just to force them to listen to Trump ramble. Punctuating his cluelessness about military protocol and regs, he was puzzled that he came into a silent room, even telling them they could applaud him.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 11d
Since most members of the Maga cult haven’t read a history book, they probably won’t get how clever that is.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 11d
Gotta be Master Fredo
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 12d
Is it true the generals and admirals were referring to him “General Gorge Fatton” in whispered side convos?
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13d
youtu.be/f1MqZV55v3k?...
Surge Commercial 1998
YouTube video by CartBoyProductions2 Found Footage
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 13d
Sorry, but offshore windmills killed off the dinosaurs octillions of years ago.
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 14d
Yeah, she and I have been seeing each other for years, but yesterday she told me that she’s also been seeing some guy named Benny, and we can only continue if I am content to be her side piece with no hope of a real future together. 😞
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 14d
When Barbarino guy is in bathrooms: he argues with Windu dude about bloody towels; Kiddo accidentally snorts his heroine; robbers hold up the cafe; McClane comes in and finds Barbarino’s MAC-10 on the counter.
Dude should’ve stayed outta the crapper. 😞
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 14d
The ONLY reasons Bama won are because they played better and scored more points; otherwise, it would have pure Bulldog glory today!
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Carl Kolchak @thealienfactor.bsky.social · 15d
Velshi is a complete madman! Gotta luv him! Larry is epic of course, but when he needs fill-in, Ali got the edge on Capehart, Mohyeldin or Phang.
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