Sarah
@thebasementtan.bsky.social
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Film and fashion nut. Maker of crossword puzzles, lover of tap numbers, picker of weeds.
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Thought I'd seen the final colours for the year, but there's snow in the forecast and the aster has finally bloomed.
A purple aster flower with a yellow centre.
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Everybody has a drink? Ok, great, now utter silence for 3 hours please.
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Having a couple people I don't know well over for dinner and how soon is too soon to explain the career of Warren Beatty and sit them down for 195 minutes of lefty politics. Should I let them finish one chip with salsa first?
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I also love that the night Diane Keaton won the Best Actress Oscar for Annie Hall, she showed up to the ceremony dressed like an eccentric second grade teacher.
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Wish we could all gather and watch REDS together and have a little cry. ❤
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There are so many Diane Keaton performances to remember, but a lot of people haven't seen Reds, and A) my God, see it, it is a masterpiece and B) her performance as Louise Bryant is one of the bravest, toughest, least sympathy-courting pieces of work by an American actress in the last 50 years.
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Trying to figure out which inflatable character is my type, and I'm thinking it's french fry.
An inflatable french fry costume, with a small plastic window for the wearer to look through.
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sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Missed connection: Portland, 8pm. The ICE agents wore camo, you wore green. I was the one in the yellow kerchief. Behind those bulging, inflated eyes, I could sense a spark. Let's meet again in a calmer swamp.

Signed,

The lovers, the dreamers, and me
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Feeling a little better thinking about an anti-fascist inflatable frog meet cute.
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"The site is unusable. I had to scroll past 50 well-lit Joan Crawfords just to find a single real comment."
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They should invent a new type of bot. Glamorous publicity photo bots. Every inch of the internet spammed with Hurrell.
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The rage-bait bots really make one nostalgic for the porn bots.
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Small Things Like These really moved me, so I'm looking forward to reading more Keegan.
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Starting to think it was a mistake to know what anybody thinks about anything.
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Perhaps I'm judging too harshly. Maybe these reviewers are all 7 years old and reading their first chapter book.
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I need to understand the psychology of people who read an utterly devastating personal memoir and then log on to offer the stunning, helpful contribution of "2 stars—I didn't have fun."
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When I pulled it out, it sounded like one of those sizzling fajita skillets. Turns out the instructions on the back say to heat it 40 seconds to start, then in 5-second increments. Pffff. I vouch for the Zeppelin Method: Simply turn that microwave on and then walk away. Also works for popcorn!
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Quite the adrenaline rush tonight as I peeked in the microwave and saw my heating pad turning into a zeppelin.
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Fantastic, thank you 🙏
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Excellent, thanks Michael!
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Cal-gry. Non-Albertans tend to put emphasis on the "gary." Cal-ga-ry (with equal emphasis on each syllable) may not immediately expose you as a tourist.