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Indie devs Crafting Games, Telling Tales Currently working on GlitchSPANKR, check it out! Steam: https://bit.ly/Steam_BlueSky Linktree: https://linktr.ee/theclassifiedx #GameDev
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50+ Steam review milestone SPANKED!

Free Steam Key Giveaway! Fill out our google form to enter! forms.gle/ocKnbU2zwaVP...

#glitchspankr #Giveaway #indiegame
Spank you very much! We hope you liked the first taste of the game!

...BEFORE THE LOVECRAFTIAN PLOT COMES IN
Thanks, we hope you like it! We actually just got an 84 on Metacritic, what the spank?!
GlitchSPANKR Launch Trailer! We also updated the FREE demo on Steam!

Spank some stuff here!
store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

#glitchspankr #comedygaming #gaming #funnygame #indiegame
We'd love to watch when you do!
Thank you for watching! Holy moly the game is truly incredible. The humor is top-notch, the story is unique and interesting, and hunting around for secrets has never felt more satisfying. You guys did such a great job with it and I can't wait to play more
Thanks so much for playing! We loved watching your playthrough as you found the deeper layers of the game!
Streaming #GlitchSPANKR (developed by @theclassifiedx.com, published by @theblacklantern.bsky.social) tonight! Now I know everyone is all about spooky games this season, but it's good to mix it up with some good weird stuff like this. Thanks to @streamersconnected.bsky.social for the review key :D
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Streaming #GlitchSPANKR (developed by @theclassifiedx.com, published by @theblacklantern.bsky.social) tonight! Now I know everyone is all about spooky games this season, but it's good to mix it up with some good weird stuff like this. Thanks to @streamersconnected.bsky.social for the review key :D
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Expect both tricks and treats in this week's indies:

Oct 15 - BALL x PIT (@kennysun.com)
Oct 15 - GlitchSPANKR (@theclassifiedx.com)
Oct 16 - The Cabin Factory (@internationalcat.bsky.social)
Oct 17 - Away From Home (@squishedy.bsky.social)

And more: the-indie-in-former.com/2025/09/25/2...
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A demo is available for GlitchSPANKR by Mahelyk & @theclassifiedx.com!

Crash into a corrupted ’90s game, wield a wiggly “spank stick,” and spank, spare or smooch a virus in a chaotic, branching narrative!

www.weloveeverygame....

#demo #videogames #steam #gaming #pcgaming
Hahaha. I'm sorry you have to see the world in such a negative view. He has a passion for art. He draws, he builds cities in Minecraft, he designs with Legos. He sees us making art for our game and begs to learn so he can make stuff too. We are proud and happy to teach and share our passion with him
We gave our 5 year old a shot at texturing our in-game dog model. The results? Unhinged. Inspired. Unreasonably cute. Might be canon now. 🐶👀 GlitchSPANKR – coming October 15, 2025 #IndieDev #SteamGame #RETROGAMING #indiegame
Can YOU defeat the BIG BOOTY BOSS?

GlitchSPANKR releases Oct 15th! Wishlist it now, and try the free demo!

store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...

#screenshotsaturday #glitchspankr #indiegame
#ScreenshotSaturday Protect Spunk from hoards of the undead in an escort mission! If they crave brains, they're about to be severely disappointed!
#GlitchSPANKR #Zombies #Gaming
We're excited to announce, the incredibly talented Nathan Barnatt (Dad, Neutral, Milford, Keith Apicary, and more) voices the mysterious Luthereon in GlitchSpankr!
#GlitchSpankr #IndieGaming #NathanBarnatt
For a game full of goofs and wild shenanigans, it sure does have a lot of spookems! Discover the dark side of GlitchSpankr in the full release! Coming soon!
#glitchspankr #indiegame #horror #horrorgaming
Yes, this is EXACTLY how it feels to play our game. Unless to you choose to be friends with the toilet, or fall in love.

You do you.

#GlitchSPANKR #IndieGame #GameDev
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GlitchSPANKR by @theclassifiedx.com was an interesting game. For whatever reason it just didn't grab my attention AT FIRST. As you get more and more into it you realize how much love and passion was obviously put into the game. I will try it again sometime

store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...
GlitchSPANKR on Steam
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstab...
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I got caught cheating!🫣
What would YOU do if you saw a golden SPANKR hand glowing like this? 👀
These hands were made for slappin'! 🧤
👉Wishlist "GlitchSPANKR" on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...
#indiegamedev #indiegame
We're so excited and thankful to @yogscast for selecting GlitchSPANKR to be part of their Tiny Teams Steam event!

They're going to stream the game at 3 EST, in about an hour! twitch.tv/yogscast

Try the demo too! store.steampowered.com/app/2727660/...
For a silly comedy game about spanking a computer virus, GlitchSPANKR has a pretty epic ending we're working on!

#gaming #glitchspankr #indiedev #screenshotsaturday
We keep hearing how surprised people are with how much content we have in our demo.

Well, the full game has so, so much more!

#gaming #gameplay #gamedev #glitchspankr #streamer