Indiana Cojones
@thedoodlebear.bsky.social
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“The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.” G.K. Chesterton I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com
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Among the many benefits of making pork rinds at home is... whatever this is.
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It's cool how a few sloppy vertex colors can really help you get back on track working on a character.
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Here's a free thing, happy Orctober!

I did this bust sculpt last year for my orc potion bottle stoppers, but I feel like it'd be fun to see him get some more use... so here's the STL for you to download and print. Show me what you do if you make him! (Dropbox link - he big)

tinyurl.com/OrcSculpt
A craggy bust sculpture of a tusky orc, roughly carved from stone
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I mean it's going to be a full bust when I'm done, but he could totally be a chess knight ;)
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It's gonna take a while to get him finished/printable but I'm really happy with the progress so far ^_^
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Seriously... do not discount the value of an electric leaf blower as a household cleaning tool 😅
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I swear customer service AI bots are just bridge trolls. You have to stump them with 3 riddles before they'll let you pass and talk to a real person :P
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I'm not saying I'm unexciting, but "going to Ptown" is what I call taking my diuretic.
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Toasters and space shuttles and beer flights ^_^
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It's... gonna be a busy month in the shop 😅
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Finishing the prototype for a companion piece to go with Li'l Toasty... in case you don't want toast :)
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Holy crap I'm starting to have neck... contours? lol. That's new!
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I am *not* a tall guy... but my spine surgeon is only 5'4" and can't help imagining him with climbing gear, standing on my back to do the surgery.
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Holy cow I haven't seen that video in over a decade! Now I remember the happy toaster lol
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It is not - but I'm curious about why you asked now ^_^
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Don't be afraid to speak your truth.

Even if that truth contains several phrases in Latin that you found in a book bound in human skin.
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*whispers* it's still command-tab tho
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For the love of all things nerdy, why can't software companies get together on a common set of modifier key combinations for panning and zooming and rotating shit *eyetwitch*
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Don't forget Mulu for the artsy stuff.
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There are mornings where you get up, and then there are mornings where you just give up on sleeping lol
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I got to spend some quality time with my best Noodle *and* managed not to wreck his Can-Am 🥳