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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥
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Behold! It is I! Your one true source of raptor satire and raptor political sarcasm! Also raptor adjacent nerdy sci fi and fantasy commentary.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 3d
She’s a immigrant from France you know
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 3d
I can’t wait until blue states eliminate every last republican district.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 11d
I love the man child’s tears.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 20d
Strong? Dementia Don will always TACO. The democrats will win if they can keep a spine.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 20d
How many billions did you lose for that stupidity Disney?
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 20d
I did Nazi that coming.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 20d
This is a Holocaust. Not a war.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 22d
Trump is 💯 bullshit. Lies are all Republicans have.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 24d
So? How is this your problem? Perhaps you should mind your own business?
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 24d
Report: Bullshit Maker FailMax Privately Admitted Likely Stupidity Link
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 24d
So much for fighting waste and fraud.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 24d
Did you see what Putin is doing to his old tanks? They look like they came out from a Mad Max movie.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 24d
Ha! I’m sure Joseph Goebbels said something similar.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 25d
Honestly, I think Republicans would have a better chance of convicting that sandwich that was thrown at that ICE swines
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Then you should have never supported your Orange God King and his crusade of stupidity against science!
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Republicans want crazy people to have easy access to guns. They have always seen gun violence as an acceptable losses. Especially when school kids are the victims.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
I’m going to be using this meme a lot in the upcoming weeks.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
These morons can’t even name three people who are undocumented immigrants and get universal healthcare.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Or… just hear me out here. We could increase the penalty for bribes severely. For example let’s say someone got at bribe of $50,000 they should face a fine a hundred times more than said bribe.

Food for thought.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Stupidity and ignorance are linked to Trump and the GOP. But more importantly where are the Epstein files?
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Can you imagine if Obama said even one tenth of the nonsense Trump did? Or had the FCC strong arm Faux News?
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Another Republican who hates freedom of assembly and free speech.
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Back in my day…
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
Right… What’s the line about a river in Egypt?
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The Exuberant Raptor 👊🇺🇸🔥 @theexuberantraptor.bsky.social · 26d
This is genocide.