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Stewie Griffin
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"If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me." Account Ran By OMEGA This Character is from Family Guy. Writer is a minor and Stewie is a baby. (So Lewd shall die by plastic explosives.) I ALSO VA.
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"Nah not really... I don't think it suits me." [He'd shrug.] "I'd rather just continue working on my weaponry... I could provide you all items if it'd suffice."
*Aura farms while walking away*

"Say, Stew?

Ever considered being a Hitman?"
OMEGA

bit of a random question but who here likes ENA?
"Alright cmon..." [Stewie slid down and began walking off.]
"Now, Let's get outta here.

We don't wanna go court."
"You're welcome for that Five."
"We got him.

No ear piercing this time."
[Stewie fired the shot.] "Fatass." [He'd reload and walk off.]
[Stewie is preparing to fire at someone.]
"IT'S A WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS YOU DAMN BLASTED TINCAN NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOW."
“Me neither.

People are talking some “rizz”?!

But like, what’s rizz?”
"Seriously, I have..no idea what anyone is talking about.."
"DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD!"
"Very well... NOW PISS OFF."
"No." [He'd run off giggling.]
"HE WAS TALKING TO ME RUDOLF THE HOT TOPIC REINDEER!"
* I got a piggy back ride like, a couple days ago.

z never too old
Seventeen, thank you.

And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
"Fair enough... Brian once let me hop on his back it was honestly pretty enjoyable."
Seventeen, thank you.

And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
"You're like 16 aren't you too old for piggyback rides?"
"You're like 16 aren't you too old for piggyback rides?"
Where’s Riku?

Or Ying?

Or literally any of my friends that are taller than me?

I wanna climb up their backs and just hang out on there.
OMEGA

Looks more like a whale that fell over to me
"Well we clearly aren't watching the same thing are we?" [He'd look up at her.] "I'm watching Mr.Belvedere..."
"They only thing I'm hearing are swear words.

What's funny about that??"
"Oh come on Dee Dee have a damn sense of humor!"
"How are you laughing at this? It's so booorring..."
"Yes... I'm sure I can create something like that... A Blaster powered by one of my nuclear cores sounds good... and don't worry it's free of charge I get a kick out of making stuff anyway."
“Yeah, I’d like one that’ll be an absolute hell raiser. Can you do that, and how much do I have to pay you to make this?”
"You'd like a weapon? Hmm... Very well. I'll see what I can create."