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The Grumpy Old Troll
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If the bear needs poking, I'm your huckleberry.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 4h
Wonder how many extra acres farmer Scott is gonna pick up at the bankruptcy auctions?
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 3d
Tour medical units looking for that still Hawkeye and Trapper John had.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 4d
It's so weird telling my kid, "When I was your age, the Republicans favored a market economy and free trade."
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 5d
Somebody should have asked "Would you still welcome him if he was planning to sign the Epstein discharge petition?"
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 6d
Jesus answered, "My kingdom is not of this world."

Someone tell Chip the Bible is better for reading than it is for thumping.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 8d
The amphibious show the rest of the US cares about:
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 8d
youtu.be/IBXf1mQOnfg?...
The Hunt for Red October 1990 | Admiral Greer personally detonates the torpedo prior to impact |
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 9d
He does, however, get to keep the title Prince of Pedo
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 11d
It's shocking that FIFA hasn't taken steps to move World Cup games out of the US. Anyone really think there won't be visa problems for players from countries Trump doesn't like or key players for US opponents "accidently" ending up in ICE detention.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 15d
Big source of autism is all the folks using Tylenol to fight the windmill cancer.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 16d
Somewhere in the Whitehouse, Stephen Miller is claiming this is conspiracy because there are three of them in frog suits.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 16d
How does Trump react when someone tells him Marco Rubio signed a letter to the Nobel committee in of support for Maria Corina Machado?
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 16d
Don't forget about all the people getting autism from taking Tylenol to fight the windmill cancer.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 17d
Antifa leader attacking ICE in Portland.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 18d
Unless Amelia absconded with the Epstein files, I really don't care what the hell the FBI knows about her.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 18d
Someone tell @govpritzker.illinois.gov that he should be able to neutralize the Texas guard with a few well-placed hot dog carts.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19d
Man, Hawley could have saved some big bucks. I learned the difference watching The Wire for the cost of an HBO subscription.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19d
My favorite part is that even if his approval rating was 65%, it still wouldn't be a Republican record. Reagan hit 68% twice. The man is too stupid to even lie right.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 19d
Just wanted to use this meme one more time before Stephen Miller trys to report it.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 27d
Hey, that delivery guy could have been concealing a dangerous assault sandwich.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 27d
Smart money says MAGA will claim the Transgengered drove them to it.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 28d
Harrison Butker, once again, too far to the right. That never gets old.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 28d
Breaking on FOX news: Biden uses autopen to sign Halligan's name on conflicting court document.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 28d
If you want the NFL to pay attention, George, you need to post like this:

NFL MUST FIX WOKE ONSIDE KICK!!!! SO UNFAIR TO KICKING TEAM!!!! NEVER SHOULD HAVE ALLOWED BIDEN TO CHANGE RULES. FIX THE KICK OR I WILL DEPLOY TROOPS TO LEAGUE OFFICES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TI THIS MATTER.
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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social · 29d
Letters from the troops tell the story:

Dearest Sara,
I can not describe the hardships we endure here in Portland. Sleepless nights are filled with visions of bearded hipsters pelting us with gluten-free vegan sandwiches. We awake, not to the smell of coffee, but soy lattes. My warriors ethos wilts
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