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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 19h

If, like the people who defend confederate flags as part of their "Southern heritage," woke is now a full on culture, I would expect the right to rush to our defense to protect our right to celebrate our long-standing traditions of DEI, trans for all, and not being melted by the sun.

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 2d

DON'T GET LOST IN THE FACTS.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

BREAM: Schumer says Republicans are weaponizing hunger

MIKE JOHNSON: Absolutely absurd. Remember -- don't get lost in the facts

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 4d

It's time.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 4d

The pearl clutching over this unprecedented attack on democracy would reach intolerable heights.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 5d

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, the government is here to help.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 6d

People that put Christmas lights up pre-Halloween, while they still have Halloween decorations up...I should call the police, right? Or better to just help them out by taking the Christmas decorations away late at light?

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 7d

The joke is emphasized so prominently that my wife didn't even understand the proposition being made by asking "Trick or Treat" until I explained it. Anyway, did either of you ever have to trick a house and if not, what's the best prank you ever pulled as a kid? (2/2)

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 7d

@livingthestream.bsky.social Are you aware of the absolute bonkers way that kids Trick or Treat in St. Louis? Each kid is expected to tell a joke at every door before they get candy. (1/2)

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10d

One of the two spooky movies I can get my wife to watch. Such a classic.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 10d

Go Jays and the rule of law!

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10d

I hope I'm still alive when we collectively begin to look back on this period of our history in shame.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 10d

Part of me wants to believe this is a joke. The other part knows it's not.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 13d

Like JJ, I am an East Coast Elite with a 3rd row in my dishwasher. So we are able to afford house cleaners. Our cleaners keep throwing away perfectly usable bars of my soap. How do I ask them to stop & am I being unreasonable by using soap until it's small enough to disintegrate in my hand? Thanks!

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 15d

Bring back "Area Man" coffee mugs.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 19d

I'm a middle aged white guy born in Ohio, who believes guns should be banned. Which part of the Democratic constituency do I fall into? I should note that I've received a speeding and parking ticket in the past 6 months.

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 20d

My wife recently asked me if we were going to keep my daughter's teeth when they fell out and acted like it was a normal question. She apparently found the box of her & her brother's teeth in her mom's basement. Did you keep your kids' teeth and if so, do you have any other serial killer behaviors?

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 23d

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 28d

But huge upgrade in handsomeness.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · 28d

Pretty pleased that Letter Boxed allowed "jawns" in today's game.

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · Oct 3

Vance not drumming with the beat also quite realistic.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · Oct 3

Vought just toting a bag of cash is the confusingly best part of this video.

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justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · Oct 1

Brian Thomas. Why? Do you see anything in his peripherals that give you any hope for this season?

P.S. Congrats on the success of the podcast.

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · Sep 26

The coworking space I'm in has been playing a rotation of string ensemble covers of pop songs and instrumentals of bangers from the past 30 years. It's like they want us to leave.

justin hatmaker @thehatmaker.bsky.social · Sep 24

In summary, we need to stop sharing our opinions, otherwise their militia will start shooting people.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 24

Ted Cruz is now speaking at the press conference in Dallas and suggesting that rhetoric critical of ICE and Democrats calling Republicans fascist is responsible for the shooting today at an ICE facility -- despite there being no evidence of this

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 24

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

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