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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Jun 10

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✎ |:| Rat, you have 5 seconds to GET off my account and tl before I start spanking

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══‌𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 ''𝑹𝑨𝑻'' @mindsetofarat.bsky.social · Jun 10

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The Strifes, Advent Wolfpack @adventwolfpack.bsky.social · Dec 17

Did you mean:
youtu.be/-G_F0NLORKc?...

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 17

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〝 well ofcourse I am real , why would you think otherwise ׅ𖤠 〞

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Professor Elliot Tolliver (Luna's Love)) @superi0rheroics.bsky.social · Dec 17

@thejollyfatman.bsky.social "So its true, there truly is a Santa Claus. Figures I was wrong about this, seems to be life for me now just being proven wrong."

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 17

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he already has them packed up ;)

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－🍃 ＫＬＯＮＯＡ 🍃－ @nmp6.bsky.social · Dec 17

"You know I'm going to read my list to Santa out loud for you all :3"

"1. PSP and the charger"

"Thats all!"

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 17

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〝 yes 〞

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𝙍𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙁𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎 @subspaceflower.bsky.social · Dec 17

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@thejollyfatman.bsky.social

Am I on the nice list — ?

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 17

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〝 I am about to jingle your bells 〞

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻 @akillingjoke.bsky.social · Dec 17

"So /this/ is the True Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen!"

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 17

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I aint dying so easely

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 17

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋

𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀

𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵

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okay , so nothing for christmas

got it

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ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭ @v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · Dec 9

Hahahaha. no

✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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You're right

so as the usual , coal

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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You're right

so as the usual , coal

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ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭ @v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · Dec 8

Since when was I ever nice?

. Unless it was too my kids, or shit

✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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well , that's not very nice

Todd

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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well , that's not very nice

Todd

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ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭ @v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · Dec 8

. . . .

. . . . . There is no fucking way, you gotta be either someone dressing up as him or I'm insane.

WHAT THE FUCK

✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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>:(

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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>:(

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ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭ @v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · Dec 8

Of course Scott thinks Santa is real. :/

✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺 @thejollyfatman.bsky.social · Dec 8

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✎ |:| The funny thing is that the first tweet was suppost to be OOC but I forgot the tag LMAO

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𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐫. . . ? @xpurpleforgery.bsky.social · Dec 7

Looks like I get a Christmas present after all.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫.

On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.

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now that that is over

where was he

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𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐫. . . ? @xpurpleforgery.bsky.social · Dec 7

Looks like I get a Christmas present after all.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫.

On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.