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I had to give the bunny a bath in the sink because her undercarriage was just covered in pee and now her while back half is so bedraggled, I feel so bad, I dried her off as much as I could and turned the heat on so she doesn't get too cold but 😭

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

Twenty-seven??????

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

It's not a replacement for normal by any means but sometimes it's nice to be able to have a diet coke at dinner time without fucking with my already permanently fucked ability to fall asleep at a normal time

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

I know you're going to try to explain it but I promise you, it's completely random

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

Five people at my picture frame program on a Saturday in the summer, twenty-five people at my picture frame program on a Friday during the school year

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

The logic of library program attendance will never make any sense

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

So long as you thank the bus driver

kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

idk man bagels just aren't a big part of my life, there's just not a lot of bagel shops around here

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

I don't even have a regular bagel order, the first candidate to receive negative points

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

On the bright side! Since I had to go over to the vet to pick up the meds I get to try a sandwich spot I've never been to and the sandwich is pretty good!

kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm hangry

kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

fantasizing about a needlessly complex, final destination-style deathtrap taking me out

kate (spooky) 🦇 @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 1d

yeah I maybe would have phrased this differently........