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The Last Mallorn

@thelastmallorn.bsky.social

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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 pan 🩷💛🩵 Musings on the sub-creation of J.R.R. Tolkien and its adaptations. Occasional RoP thirst-posting

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 25

Kinslayings happened because of the oath.
Elrond's mom, Elwing, came into possession of one of them (which is a whole other story), and the sons of Fëanor were coming to take it from her, and she cast herself into the sea with it, but Ulmo, the god of waters, turned her into a bird. 🪽

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 25

Me, explaining my Elwing cosplay to my nerdy (though not Tolkien nerdy) hairdresser:

Me: ....
hmmm where to begin
....
There was Fëanor, the greatest Elven smith ever, and he made the Silmarils from the light of the Two Trees, but they were stolen, and he and his sons swore an oath to reclaim them.

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

Loved this presentation so much. I'm looking forward to sharing it once my friends and I finish reading the Children of Húrin in book club in a few weeks.

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

GROND morning!

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

GROND!

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

GROND

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

#GROND BE WITH YOU

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

I'm gonna start calling one of my cats #GROND

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

We are one with the #GROND

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

Thus saith the #GROND

David the Ñoldo @davidthengoldo.bsky.social · May 14

“All is GROND; GROND is all.”
- DeuteGRONDomy 1:1

“As above is GROND, so below is GROND.”
- DeuteGRONDomy 1:2

#Tolkien #Westmoot

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

#GROND

Daniel @danoftherings.bsky.social · May 14

“Long had it been forging in the dark smithies of Mordor, and its hideous head, founded of black steel, was shaped in the likeness of a ravening wolf; on it, spells of ruin lay. GROND they named it, in memory of the Hammer of the Underworld of old.”

GROND! #luinellë

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

He's sometimes known as a giant hammer
And sometimes a batt'ring ram

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

Amazing GROND
How sweet the sound

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

GROND

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

GROND GROND GROND

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 14

I hear there's a mission to spread the good word of our Lord GROND here on 🦋

#luinelle

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · May 5

Westmoot preview!
This Elwing cosplay just got more and more elaborate as I went on, but I'm so happy with the results. Just a few stray stitches needed here and there to make sure everything on the reveal mantle is secure, and it's good to go. Just in the nick of time!

Click for full view.

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 16

I do hope so. I just know that's been his m.o. in the past. Maybe he just figures the same thing will happen yet again at this point.

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 15

No, you're right to drag it up again. My biggest concern is that he will eventually abandon this blog name and re-invent himself at some point. Wash, rinse, repeat. Ugh.

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Xenos 💍 @xenostron.bsky.social · Apr 15

I hate to drag this up again two months later, especially after we were able to boot him from Bluesky but if anyone in the #Tolkien community see him on Facebook, please report and block immediately! I already DMed one of the admins on this fan page about him. But more people reporting couldn’t hurt

An horrible stalker, called Charles aka The Tales That Really Matter, posting on the Facebook page This Wandering Days.

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 13

Thank you so much!!

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 13

Finished the Elwing wig!

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 12

Thank you!

The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 10

Oh, just sewing some pearls and beads into my Elwing wig.

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The Last Mallorn @thelastmallorn.bsky.social · Apr 7

Thank you!