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Hey people who scare the people you’re with in a scary movie? Keep that up. We love watching the security footage of you immediately getting slapped. #scarymovie #payback #movietheaterlife
When I tell you to get your own bag of popcorn, I mean it. I will go full John Wick on you if you take so much as a single kernel.
I once pitched a showing of Jaws to the boss to my manager and she loved it up until I said the downstairs theater would be flooded and filled with actual sharks. #oops #Jaws #movietheaterlife
For years the debate was “Coke vs Pepsi” and that’s only because none of you know the true deliciousness of Lucky Club Cola. Sit down.
#doublecola #luckyclubcola #shoplocal #ExcelBottling #thelorytheater
You want an elevator. I want an elevator. Everybody wants an elevator. Start showing up to the movies and we can afford one. #oldbuildings #moviesarelife
Yeah I go to therapy. I just call it Free Popcorn Tuesday instead.

#freepopcorntuesday #movietheaterlife
At first I thought people being scared to go in the water after seeing Jaws was ridiculous. Then I saw what some of you post and I see why people think like that. #Jaws #movielife
I love singing along to the musical movies as well but when it’s Jaws, you’re gonna catch these hands.

#Jaws #Movietheaterlife #locallory #50thAnniversary #movies #gotothetheater
Yeah, we didn't want to upstage her but we've got a new album coming too.

Life of a Cornboy. 🍿🔥🎬

#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl #henryswift #thelifeofacornboy
To the guy who keeps asking when we’re going to show “anything good,” go home. You’re killing the vibe.

#movietheaterlife #watchmoremovies #gotothetheater
If you can’t remember the last time you cried, I suggest watching Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. The brontosaurus in the cloud of smoke WRECKED ME.

#JurassicWorld #Universal #wrecked #cantstopcrying #movies
What is the best Ski flavor and why is it watermelon? What's your favorite flavor?

#Excelbottling #ski #locallory #shoplocal
I am begging Disney to please bring us another Muppet movie. I need Kermit to look me in the eye and say “everything will be alright because we’re all together” in the worst way.

#Kermit #TheMuppets #weneedkermit #movies #locallory
Sitting back and relaxing at home on a Friday night? Watching a VERY public breakup happen online? We got popcorn for both occasions.

#popcorntime #locallory
Well, I think it’s about time for my mid-day nervous breakdown, where I zone out and dream about popcorn until I start drooling and get yelled at by my manager. Brb.
To the guy who keeps asking when we’re going to show “anything good,” go home. You’re killing the vibe.

#movetheaterlife #movies #goodvibesonly
People who stop to butter their popcorn halfway full, what’s it like having life figured out?

#movietheaterlife #popcornislife #shoplocal #locallory
Happy Earth Day! As we remember that climate change is actively happening, do your part and conserve energy by watching movies at the same location at the same time. Maybe at the Lory? And bring your refillable Lory cup and bucket! Just a suggestion.

#EarthDay #ReuseReduceRecycle #Locallory
You did it. Tax day is over. Whether you owed or got a return, treat yo self to a good movie at the Lory.

#taxday2025 #treatyourself #locallory #supportlocal #movietheater
It may be Fantastic Four day (4/4) but we’ve been sitting on this long enough. Can’t wait for Henry to make his MCU debut in Avengers: Doomsday!

#avengersdoomsday #MCU #FantasticFourDay #HenryTPopcorn #locallory