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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 18h

Driving this high over the limit in a posted 40km/hr zone should net you a lifetime ban on getting behind the wheel.

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 1d

Legs Up.

David Pugliese @davidpugliese.bsky.social · 1d

canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...

Canada flying in lockstep with the United States

Promises of Canadian independence from US influence are unravelling as the Carney government moves forward with the costly F-35 fighter jet purchase. Amid rising global tensions and domestic crises, O...

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 1d

Mike “Never Nude” Johnson

a man taking a shower with the words " sobbing uncontrollably " on the bottom

ALT: a man taking a shower with the words " sobbing uncontrollably " on the bottom

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 1d

He can’t kick without falling on his ass.

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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 3d

I agree. This is what tyranny looks like.

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CLASSYTEE @classytee.bsky.social · 5d

HMM…THE 92%, 60% & 47% ARE OUR SISTER’S KEEPER; WE KNOW 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾…
#PINKS #RELEASETHEFILES

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 4d

Hell is a barbecue and Bari Weiss just got spit-roasted, epically.

Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 5d

I'm late to this masterpiece by @lopatto.bsky.social but it's a series of darts sticking Bari Weiss to the bullseye. A totally different viewpoint on why she's been put in charge of CBS News and why she will regret that forever👏👏👏👏👏 www.theverge.com/business/793...

Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed

Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 5d

“⚡️⚡️ Miller” is the perfect sobriquet.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Respect 🫡
Canada is watching. 💪

Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 6d

Listen to Robert De Niro “King Donald The First. F*ck that.”

In 8 days we RISE to say #NoKings

LFG! social.demcast.com/s/3R0ZGATy

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

You misspelled fellating.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

So many snowflakes.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Norway don’t do it FFS.

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 6d

Norway is bracing for the aftermath of the Nobel Peace Prize announcement on Friday, as the Nordic nation has faced increasing pressure from Donald Trump to award it to him. Read more: bloom.bg/4nIPT18

📷️: Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP/Getty Images

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Who?

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Nature is so Queen.

Laurel @laurelfynes.bsky.social · 6d

Incredible 🩵 “Toronto’s multibillion-dollar effort to re-naturalize a major river and the surrounding lands, was advertised as one of the “largest waterfront revitalization projects” in the world. … the discoveries have underscored the resilience of ecosystems in the face of human-led destruction.”

Lisa Noble @nobleknits2.bsky.social · 7d

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

She says ICE
I say ICC

Ray Beckerman @raybeckerman.bsky.social · 6d

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying” newrepublic.com/post/201556/...

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 7d

She might be crazy but she ain’t stupid.
Err..
She might be stupid but she ain’t crazy.
Umm…

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 13d

What?! Spkr Mike Johnson gone gay?

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 15d

Rest in peace, Jane Goodall.
You taught us that kindness is a form of strength and that respect for life in all its forms is the truest measure of humanity. You will be dearly missed.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 15d

What to expect when your administration is stacked chock a block with eugenics fanatics.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16d

Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."