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Bob Katter aka Bob The Basher.

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 29

Bob Katter aka Bob The Basher.
youtu.be/LZWDiCCpBJI

Trump vs Snoop Dog. He got the good grass.

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 29

Donald Trump reckons he knows "more about grass" than anyone - YES, he said that. We reckon Snoop Dogg would disagree?

Donald, high, Snoop...

youtu.be/Ew5c55wjeCk

Michaelia Cash on SKyNews angry that Albo hasn't shirt fronted TRUMP

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 28

Michaelia Cash rants on SkyNews and unintentionally shows she doesn't read the new. PLUS some outtakes and piss takes.

youtu.be/LSDewlOtxuw

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 28

Keep your insanity away from all of us, that includes X where your derangement, while comedic, is causing concern.

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 27

This is not GRINDR peaches.

Martini through the day with Noisy

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 27

Martini get us through the day, at Noisy HQ.

youtu.be/Pq7lLa8DvX8

Nigel Farage Beady Eyed Goblin

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 26

Nigel Farage is a beady-eyed little goblin
youtube.com/shorts/busBe...

The DANCING Baby is back - Trump style

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 26

Remember the #DancingBaby phenomenon back in 1996? Well, it’s back — and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.

Enjoy. Ooga Chaka…

youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 26

Lol. Triggered much?
Let's get something straight, darl, “We” don't interact with you, very few do "interact with you on X, you have fewer followers than a pink unicorn minus wifi. What occurred is you got corrected and it hurt your feeble feelings.

Cry elsewhere, come back when you have some cred.

Barnaby Joyce + "BELLED A CAT" on The Bolt Report with James Morrow Bell the cat

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Sep 26

Barnaby Joyce On the Sky News Bolt report with James Macpherson. "MICE HAVE NO COURAGE"

"He belled a cat", "Very hard with her", "Lots of BLING" and "naughty boy" are just some of the pearls BJ spits out.

"I know tourists and nobody cares"
View Barnaby Babbling here: youtu.be/7ix6lX0y0Gs

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jul 9

Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.

THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.

Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

The Orange Lizard.

We discovered that #DonaldTrump has Lizard Eyes. video proves it.
We are donating to the Save The Chameleon Fund for any embarrassment caused to the wee chameleons.

Look at the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes look into the eyes

#LizardPeople
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQv5...

Trump reptile republican

HOW #MSM misleads you. Especially #murdoch : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

Guardian US:

President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons

Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

Albo not invited - Really?

Andrew Clennell & Laura Jayes #SkyNews Very bad acting, caught out

🎥 ACTUAL FOOTAGE: Senior ‘Journalist’ Deliberately Misleading Viewers

#AndrewClennell didn’t forget #G7 protocol — he ignored it.
That’s not journalism. It's narrative laundering.

youtu.be/uegf6gId0Pk

Albo not invited to dinner G7 | The Noisy Trunk Blog

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

HOW #MSM misleads you. Especially #murdoch

#SkyNews : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7"
(Australia not a member of the G7. Calm your conspiracy nipples.)

Full story here: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/A...

Politics and satire, media mockery and no dodging the truth. The Noisy Trunk Blog

thenoisytrunk.com

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

In case you forgot.

2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)

2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?

#NuclearWeapons #War

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

Trump launches GOLD PHONE. No, we are not joking.

Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Jun 18

BLUE TICK hahah

Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood

✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Apr 7

We are sorry to hear that you're, as you put "triggered" peaches. Take a pill pet.

PS. Not sure, if you're aware, maybe they don't teach you this down at bingo or crochet club, the word triggered is rather passé now.

What you're really experiencing is an implosion, we have that effect on simps.

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Apr 7

Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin

He'll have his own TV show next.

#BackflipBoofhead

#FLIPPER

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Apr 6

Goober, if ignorance was a currency, you'd wipe the trillion in one tweet. Policies are shaped by the economy inherited – unless you think hospitals run on vibes. Take your meds, champ – reality's trying to call.

Hellooooo, Hellll00000 .

The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Apr 6

Labor have had three years in government. They inherited a shit pile including a near trillion dollar debt. What do you think the priorities were?

Now go away and have a proper think, that way you potentially won't write stupid posts. LABOR CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING IN ONE TERM ya goose.

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Jane Caro @janecaro.bsky.social · Mar 28

Thank you Kerrie O’Brien and James Kirkwood for the lovely interview and fabulous photo. ‘Lyrebird’ is out next week!

Photo of older woman with pink earrings accompanying story in slightly damp (its raining) newspaper.

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The Noisy Trunk @thenoisytrunk.bsky.social · Mar 29

We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.

We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.

#MakeupTheMoron