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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2h

Holy shit its so foggy out its like a early silent hill game Holy

Alright imma head out. I'm gonna go get lost in the forest and become some freaky monster of the night.

The forest calls for me.
See ya dudes.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4h

/j

Not on the "67" stuff that really happened. but nothing happened to any kids. they where not shouting 911. they where just being very annoying kinds outside my window

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4h

. . . Actually now that I think about it they might have been shouting "911". . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . That.... That uh... might make a lot more sense givin the context I have.....
Woops

Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4h

Man I hate kids. there was a bunch of kids outside my window shouting "67" at.... each other??? Just like... Out loud? It had to be at least for five mins straight. not even with brakes I mean Legitimately 5 minutes STRAIGHT. MULTIPLE voices.

it was really annoying but like... also kinda funny.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4h

Man I hate kids. there was a bunch of kids outside my window shouting "67" at.... each other??? Just like... Out loud? It had to be at least for five mins straight. not even with brakes I mean Legitimately 5 minutes STRAIGHT. MULTIPLE voices.

it was really annoying but like... also kinda funny.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 12h

Oh... Oh that's... Dess's rotting corpse and Gaster announcing the final chapter during Undertale's 15th anniversary stream...

Oh...
Oh No.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 13h

shoutout to they/them's

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 1d

(It means titty)

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 1d

Idk why I mainly post late at night. maybe I'm just sleep deprived. or I'm just more funny when I'm tired... Either that or I just have less of a filter when I'm tired.

Boobs.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 1d

* A group of banana's attack!

"their the baddest of the bunch!"

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 1d

Replaying chapter 1. I missed this dialogue. Did anyone else miss this or was it just me lol.

I just may be stupid. either that or cant read.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 1d

shoutout to men

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2d

This might be a controversial opinion But....
But Uhhhhh.
I Ummmmmmm I think........ I think ahhhhhhhhh-
........
This might be Controversial but I uhhhhhhhh.

I think.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2d

I forgot I made this why did I never post this gem?
(at least I dont think I did?)

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2d

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2d

shoutout to women

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2d

Y-you see. t…The joke is sex…. The joke is also not sex. Since all jokes are either Sex or not sex jokes I have therefore encompassed all of Humor.

Please laugh.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 2d

Some people argue who is the most smashable character in Undertale and I think it's obviously Muffet.

Not only is she a spider.

But I also have a giant rock.

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 3d

I think my dog has autism

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 3d

New to Undertale. I got a theory
What if the Human we see in the cutscene when we first open the game is actually the Human we play as?!?!?!?!? I mean they both have striped shirts soooooooo
#UNDERTALE

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 3d

Why do I keep getting recognized as such? Why is this the thing that I'm known for???

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4d

Dr house gets assigned to cure Walter white and Dr house concludes that he doesn't have cancer and instead has "the brain worm that makes you cook methamphetamine-vermisa"

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4d

I cant wait till im in my like 60’s & randomly get an email from a new content creator more or less just saying “Tell me about Deltarune/Undertale” & I have this god level flashback & I essentially have 2 write a whole bibles worth of text to this random guy who probably didnt even expect a response

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I do wonder about the lasting impact of video games. Like sure. Games like Super Mario 64 will probably? Be talked about due to its significance. How about games like Undertale and Deltarune? Will it last a generation? 2? How about like… 50 years from now?

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Theorycrafter @theorycrafter858.bsky.social · 4d

I swear all I see of FRIEND now is them being shipped with the Vessel/ us. That's literally the only time I ever see them. I like how VioMarks just owns FRIEND now. that's just a thing that happened. I mean... They deserve it. but still

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