Theo
@theoshmeo.bsky.social
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My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.
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Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
A grey cat in motion hides under a coffee table from a toy carrot.
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I’m am shelter cat. Most of my friends think I’m am Russian Blue mix, but Human suspects I’m am Chartreux mix. Mix because I’m have white “fig leaf” on my tumbly.
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I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.
A gray cat is hugged and kissed.
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Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?
A closeup of a cat screaming for food in a kitchen.
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Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.
A gray cat, atop a cat tree, is being pet.
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I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …
A gray cat looks out a window with a red curtain.
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No, human’s TRAITOR boyfriend put me in 😾😤
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Human is a C U Next Tuesday.
A gray cat is inside a carrier in a vet’s waiting room.
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Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)
A gray cat uses a shark as a pillow while a skunk hangs out nearby
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I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.
A cat contemplates her food choices
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I’m love doing that. I’m have a shark bestie.
A grey cat snuggles with a shark plushie
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I’m love the tumbly rubs
A grey cat with a white patch on her belly enjoys a belly rub.
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I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans
A gray cat plays with a carrot-shaped toy
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Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?
A cat is heavily relaxed across a bed. A cat is heavily relaxed across a bed from a different angle.
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I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.
An aerial view of a cat stretched across the back of a couch
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Am blinking twice. I’m need help.
A gray cat is held against her will
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Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.
A gray cat is pleased.
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Apparently I am toys.
A cat is buried under toys.
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Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.
A cat watches the Vermont rain.
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OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS
A cat sits in the window to watch birbs.
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Thanks, friend!
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I’m love putting my bôrthöle against human when it’s 90 degrees out
A gray cat places her butt against a human’s arm
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And I am freaking out in the middle of the kitchen
With the complete conviction of a cat who’s never had anything actually really bad happen to them
💃🎵

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A cat freaks out in the middle of a kitchen