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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 9h

I anti sweat, tbh.

jason @theosu.bsky.social · 17h

Jesse Haines was definitely a Frisch Recipient.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 5d

It depends on where you measure from.

jason @theosu.bsky.social · 10d

Don't forget the fountain of Jon Gruden to University of Tennessee rumors for years and years.

jason @theosu.bsky.social · 15d

No sleep till Brokken

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 15d

Generally a winning strategy.

jason @theosu.bsky.social · 16d

Ohioans have a natural affinity for throwing spheroids at one another.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 18d

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a great point.

jason @theosu.bsky.social · 21d

Absolute unit.

jason @theosu.bsky.social · 22d

If all you do is hit homers when you don't hit homers that's bad. But when you dont hit homers and then you do hit homers, that's good.

I think all we've learned is that hitting home runs in a playoff series is good and not hitting home runs in a playoff series is (probably) bad.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 27d

AJ Burnett had a 9 walk no hitter. Every opposing position player reached base.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 27d

I, a Browns fan, am amazed at this loss. That bar is so high that only Mondo DuPlantis can get over it.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 28d

3 Proclaimers plus one Vanessa Carlton, but instead of seeing you, the goal is simply getting home after being left on the tarmac at LAX.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Oct 1

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 30

Needs a new metric- Yards With Contact.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 30

I think they're both pretty much wrapped now.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 29

I didn't have anyone named Mohammad in my class at school.

I also didn't have a Brayden, a Liam, an Olivia or a Bella.

I think a lot of kids names are dumb; it doesn't make me want to ethnically cleanse my neighborhood. They aren't my kids, it's not my problem.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 28

This team is so stupid (complimentary).

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 14

Hard agree

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 13

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 11

I think they'll kill someone and declare that they did it, then the bans start.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 9

The wrong side did win the scopes trial, at least initially.

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 9

jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 5

"An unexpected expectoration"

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jason @theosu.bsky.social · Sep 4

Might as well look at how announcers speak about Lorenzo Styles Jr. and Sonny Styles on this year's Ohio State team since both are defensive starters. Instead of Styles Jr and Styles they're likely to go woth complete names when referring to either.