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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire

@thepalelawyer.bsky.social

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Y’all are distracting me from playing BG3. 🔞 (NSFW reposts, screenshots, memes, vampire yapping)

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 19h

something to brighten Monday. PLEASE LOOK AT THE AMAZING PHOTOS @ajsemprini.bsky.social TOOK of Nerys + Astarion. Highly recommend—she read all my horny lore, got Nerys’ facial markings to glow + showed them in reverse cowgirl (so he can see everything + focus on enjoying without being perceived) 🥺

Nerys, a dark skinned muscular drow woman, kissing Astarion from behind and reaching for his cock. There’s a blue glow around them and Nerys’ facial markings are glowing, too.

Astarion caressing Nerys’ breasts. Her legs are spread and it looks like they’re about to have sex.

Nerys going down on Astarion. She’s wearing lingerie and he looks like he’s about to come.

Nerys riding Astarion in reverse cowgirl in the sunshine.

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 5h

They’re so cute ☺️ I love the horn shape.

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worst girl 🔞 @planetcoma.bsky.social · 13h

I'm sure Cazzy is shaking in his slippers rn

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Weltschmerz's Lil’ Astarion Problem She Can Quit Anytime, No Big @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social · 16h

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Rain Lily ✨🌿 @asrainlily.bsky.social · 7h

Painting finished!!!
An exercise with realism and acrylics. A first experiment with realism painting inspired by the works of the talented Miurgen. ✨🌿🎨

#paint #astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3 #art #astarionbaldursgate3 #digitalart

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 8h

Awww minty fresh is so cute

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Bonnie's Gate [Comms open] @bonniesgate.bsky.social · 10h

Ggnnnnhhh 🫠🫠
Full version on my Patreon ❤️‍🔥
#Astarion #Astarionnsfw #render

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 9h

Hehe. I think this makes a good #tavqotd!
What do the companions call your OC?

I wanted to do one with Wyll but he doesn’t call her much besides ‘my friend.’

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Misfit Lunatik @misfitlunatik.bsky.social · 1d

A tiny sfw sneak-peak 👀 of my artwork with beloved #bloodweave ❣️💜
for @coloursofthegate.bsky.social charity fanzine 🥳
Very happy to partake among so many incredible artists and writers and for a noble cause!

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Mostly the way she carries herself! She’s paladin/warlock, slightly higher STR than CHA—she does make rash decisions + can certainly come across intimidating. She has a magnetic personality/strong emotional resonance; she shines bright, but if she’s not happy she makes you feel that, too.
#tavqotd

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Both are good 🙂‍↕️

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 12h

Absolutely not a morning person. The fact that she doesn’t sleep well—brooding and nightmares tend to rear their ugly heads most when she’s alone—plus the chronic pain makes for a grumpy girl in the AM. Tea plz
#tavqotd

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 12h

Let that man reclaim his body and pleasure 🙂‍↕️

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Twink Tank 🔞🦇🍷 COMMS OPEN @twink-tank18.bsky.social · 19h

So what if like, Astarion immediately went to go jerk it after biting Tav for the first time 👀 (inspired by a post from @crispkkyu.bsky.social)

#bg3 #astarion #bg3nsfw #nsfwart

Sketch of Astarion from BG3 furiously jerking off against a tree after drinking from Tav for the first time. He's clearly only a stone's throw away from camp, and frantically got his dick out and didn't have time to undress any further. His hair is disheveled, and his shirt collar has been pulled open, showing a bit of his tiddy. His free hand is grasping at his thigh. His eyes are squeezed shut, his expression intensely focused, baring his fangs as blood drips down his chin and chest.

Sketch of the morning after, Astarion and my tiefling Tav, Bliss, in chibi form. Astarion is passed out on the grass, dick flaccid, a lil ghost floating out of his mouth. Bliss is stumbling upon him, groggy from blood loss, bags under her eyes, looking at him like "wtf". She's holding the side of her neck, which is still visibly dripping with blood.

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 15h

It’s canon to me
bsky.app/profile/thep...

Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 13d

No one can tell me this isn’t the bow of a man who is trying to hide the boner flipped up in his waistband

a man in a ruffled shirt stands in front of a tent that says ' u.s.a. '

ALT: a man in a ruffled shirt stands in front of a tent that says ' u.s.a. '

media.tenor.com

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Adriel @adrielcz.bsky.social · 16h

#TavQOTD
Sometimes you take a photo that's just so quintessentially ✨them✨

"Don't start."

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Limm Oxy Art 18+ (Comms open) 🏳️‍🌈 @limmoxy.bsky.social · 15h

13. Lingerie
Today, a gentle aesthetic with Astarion, again.
An untouchable, beautiful and prickly rose.🌹❤️
#BG3 #Kinktober #BG3NSFW #BG3Kinktober #Astarion

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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · Sep 12

DID YOU THINK I'D FORGOTTEN?

Keep calling! And REMEMBER: the point isn't to reason with them, it's to STAY ON THE PHONE FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN AND CLOG THEIR LINES

This edition of LOADS FOR MASTERCARD feats @ejoym.bsky.social lovely gal, Devlin!

RESOURCES: stop-paypros.neocities.org

#SaveSpeech

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Astarion Ancunín, Esquire @thepalelawyer.bsky.social · 18h

Astarion in a wifebeater for this one is making me howl. Also ❤️‍🔥

worst girl 🔞 @planetcoma.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober day 13 - Spanking
Dressed him cus I was lazy to draw his boobs. Wifebeater coincidental

#Karlach #Astarion #Hellspawn #bg3 #nsfwart #myart #kinktober #kinktober2025

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🌙🖤 Nyx of the night 🖤🌙 @nyxikins.com · 20h

Rule the Night
Ch 18: No More Chances
Summary: This is what exercising restraint gets you. He probably should've just killed them all.
tiny.cc/boaf3-18

Read from book 1: tiny.cc/boaf1

Art by Rooji-r on Tumblr

#Astarion #bg3fanfiction #bg3fic #bg3Fanfic #boaf-fic #astarionfanart #Astarionart