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Ricky Tomlinson’s roast of Geoffrey Hughes on ‘This is Your Life’ is exactly the slice of Scouse comedy genius you’d expect.
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The National Trust’s ‘Crisp Map’ of Britain is provoking some salty reactions – 17 tasty takes.
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Alan Carr’s hilariously scathing comeback to Tom Daley on Celebrity Traitors was God-tier television.
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A climate change sceptic thought the plastic liner of a cardboard soap bottle was evidence of a ‘green scam’, and got burnt to a crisp – 16 scorching clapbacks.
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In RFK Jr BS news, he now claims that early circumcision leads to double the rate of autism – 19 people wondering if they’re trapped in an SNL episode.
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Robert Jenrick’s speech about ‘activist judges’ was a Trumpian red flag, and the prop wig was full Partridge – 19 savage owns.
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Prepare to cringe yourself inside out at Chris Philp’s mortifying Tory Conference comedy stylings – 17 one-star reviews.
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Lord Heseltine’s description of ‘the populist extremism of Farage’ has people shocked to find they completely agree with a Tory.
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Stable genius news: Donald Trump thinks Habeas Corpus is a person – 17 top takedowns.
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Portland residents twerking in inflatable costumes at an immigration centre must be the best protest happening right now – and possibly ever.
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Somebody accidentally started a ‘silent book club’. Introvert bookworms of the world, unite!
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Fox News’ ‘Antifa Eric’ looks suspiciously like their ‘Mexican Mafia Ramon’, and people are having a hard job swallowing it.
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
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Drain the swamp update: Donald Trump is asking the DOJ to look into a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell, and the internet has utterly condemned the suggestion.
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Gary Neville’s message about division was made all the more powerful by the people screaming that he shouldn’t have said it.
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The French prime minister has out-Trussed Liz by resigning after just 26 days – 23 favourite funny reactions.
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The Tories cocked up the spelling of ‘Britain’ on their freebie chocolate bar, if you were wondering how the patriotic party is getting on – 21 tasty takedowns. www.thepoke.com/2025/10/07/t...
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This 1987 interview with Donald Trump talking about ‘the best book he’s ever read’ is exactly as cringeworthy as you’d expect www.thepoke.com/2025/10/06/1...
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Kemi Badenoch reminded Laura Kuenssberg that America, Australia and Canada are not in the European Convention on Human Rights, and Geography entered the chat.
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Thomas Skinner is the first contestant to be voted off Strictly, and we’re contractually obliged to say “BOSH!” 21 glittering reactions.
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Patton Oswalt’s description of how ‘Trump ruined comedy’ was so brutally observant, it had Maga foaming at the mouth.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/02/p...
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Kemi ‘I never have gaffes’ Badenoch claimed Northern Ireland voted for Brexit, and was fact-checked to her face.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/03/k...