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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2h

a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 4h

Look the only way to prove that Jared Leto is the part of the equasion that leads to a flop is to cast him in Paddington 3. If THAT doesn't turn a profit, then we maybe just let him do the odd commercial occasionally.

ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 4h

a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .

ALT: a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 5h

Lasted a lot longer than I thought he would. This is why you stay on top of your protection payments folks.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 1d

Anti-ICE protesters to each other right now:

a young man says " you guys are getting paid " in front of a white sign

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 1d

Well infamy always wins, 'the review' kinda cemented resurection's place in history.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

The BBL (Bridgerton Butt Lift) was famously all the rage in dignified society.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

I'm no PR specialist, but I reckon that shooting an unarmed priest in the face is gonna be pretty hard to spin as non-aggressive.

ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

REPTAR GETTIN TURNT!!!!!

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

That theme tune...

a pixel art drawing of beavis and butthead with metallica written on their shirts

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

Chances are their partners are cunts too. Those people deserve each other.

ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

This isn't about Israel profiting from it, it's about blocking Palestinians from the only resource they have left to bargain with. Unless the plan is to rebuild an entire country from Olive sales.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

Probably worth adding, seeing as nobody else is saying it:

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

Her, her kids, and her husband's lives are a small price to pay so that the GOP and their donors dont collapse under the weight of Epstein revelations. It's her fault for not being a wealthy paedophile, you know, the REAL victims here.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a cape stands in front of a batman symbol

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 2d

The second S is silent, its pronounced "Se-neigh"

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 3d

Hate to break it to you guys, but she was ALWAYS a terrible lyricist. The only difference is that you were children when those first albums were released.

ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 3d

a man is holding a piece of paper in his hands and says then you have my permission to die .

ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper in his hands and says then you have my permission to die .

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 3d

a man wearing a blue sweater says yikes

ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater says yikes

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 3d

I found a nearly 20 y/o rusty, broken Stephen Carpenter LTD signature on Facebook Marketplace, that at some point in its life had been sanded down to the wood and given a purple sparkle finish. It was in need of SERIOUS tlc. Gave it some, now I'm banging out the new Deftones riffs on this stunner.