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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · May 11
Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
Farmer in a field speaking and gesturing with his hands. 4 large horses and riders approach in the distance.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13h
Doctors Say Barron Trump Has The Mind Of A 65 Yr Old Man
Barron Trump with slicked back hair, pumping a fist, he's wearing a suit and looks creepy as all fuck.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 15h
Trump Forbids Toronto From Playing In World Series
Angry Trump face on top of Toronto Bluejays logo
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d
Conservatives Demand An All American Super Bowl. Shania Twain and Keith Urban Answer The Call.
Shania Twain performing in a cowboy hat Keith Urban performing in a cowboy hat
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d
Stephen Miller Shows Trump Clips From Caddyshack, Convinces President Bedminster Is Under Attack.
Wide shot explosion on golf course from Caddyshack Golf course on fire from Caddyshack
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d
House Republicans Enjoying Paid Time Off Fantasize Ways To Screw Over Nation's Lazy Federal Workers
Man in a business suit sitting in an office chair at the beach
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d
Now more than ever
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 2d
DHS Still Unable To Locate ANTIFA Headquarters.
Kristi Noem Furious.
Scary dark castle with a rainbow on the sky. There's a neon "ANTIFA" sign on the roof. Pouty Kristi Noem face insert bottom left of the frame
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 3d
US Treasury Dept Designs First Coin That's Also A Sandwich Cookie
The Trump silver dollar coin placed as the top and bottom layers of an Oreo, over an American flag background.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 4d
"Amazon's Backup Screeching Noise Not Designed For Pedestrian Safety", Says OSHA, "Meant To Scare The Hell Out Of Other Delivery Drivers"
FedEx truck behind an Amazon truck on side of street. I set photo of terrified truck driver
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 5d
Stephen Miller Identifies Venezuelan Fish As Participants In Drug Trade.
"They're all in on it."
Stephen Miller speaking. 3 crazed looking fish are photoshopped on the wall behind him.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 5d
Witness Accounts Say Man Hurled At Trash Dumpster By Mark Sanchez Would Have Been More Seriously Injured If Sanchez Had Any Accuracy At All
Photo Of Mark Sanchez
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 6d
Trump Administration's Mission To Attack International Fishing Boats A Boon To US Seafood Industry
"𝙒𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖, 𝙬𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙣, 𝙬𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨."
Lunatic Stephen Miller speaking and looking like a lunatic
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 6d
Man Who Ignored Politics Until This Week Needs To Explain To Everyone That The Trump Administration Is Acting Just Like Hitler's Germany
A man in his 20's making a talking point with his fingers
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 7d
Mike Johnson Threatens US With Kid Rock Super Bowl Halftime Show If Congressional Budget Demands Aren't Met
Mike Johnson thumbs up over a photo of Kid Rock performing
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 7d
Air Bud Put Down After Missing Game Winning Free Throws
Golden retriever in silhouette. His paw is on a basketball.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 8d
Mike Johnson To Sacrifice First Term Congressman On House Lectern To Appease Angry God
Photoshop of Mike Johnson holding a meat cleaver in front of an American flag.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 9d
Chief Justice Roberts Worried Historians Will Hold His Court's Decimation of Democratic Constitutional Norms Responsible For Decimating Democratic Constitutional Norms
Photo of Chief Justice Roberts looking worried.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10d
Government Shuts Down. Dean Cain Unemployed Again.
Dean Cain in photoshopped ICE uniform
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10d
Pete Hegseth Has A Message For The Military: "If Your Glorious Secretary Of War Has Time To Work, Drink His Dinner, And Get Into Shape, You Do Too"
Hegseth in a suit drinking something with a lime in it. Hegseth in a suit drinking something else.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10d
Trump To Assemble Coalition Of Nation's Top Escalator CEO's, Get to Bottom Of Situation.
"I won't stand for this", says President
Photo of an escalator with Trump's stupid angry pouty little boy face placed over the image.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 11d
Top US Military Officers Gather At Pentagon To Totally Disassociate For 90 Minutes
Photo of top military officers gathered to listen to Hegseth and Trump. They all appear to be blankly staring.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12d
No One Completely Sure If The Old Mothball Factory Is Shut Down
Exterior of old factory
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12d
Southwest Introduces Assigned Seating Program Based On Emotional Stability Detection
Facial scan with "UNSTABLE" "Priority Seating" result. Facial scan with "STABLE" "Seat Last" result
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13d
President To Pitch Marble Floors To Top Military Brass At Tuesday's Pentagon Meeting
Photoshop of Trump pointing at Pentagon floor.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 14d
FBI Running Dangerously Low On Agents To Fire
Kash Patel worried face over a photo of an empty office with an FBI logo on wall
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