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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1m

And a good hello to you too. 👋

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Lou 🌈 @luckycat-lou.bsky.social · 11m

Yippie :D Over halfway there! Guys, i know i'm being ambitious, but I have a big goal! My goal is to hit affiliate on twitch and/or get 100+ followers on twitch by Christmas! If you could drop a like and maybe repost, it'd mean the world to me!

#promosky #smallstreamer #pngtuber #roadtoaffiliate

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m. alice darkside 🃏🗡️🏳️‍⚧️ @maliceinsexland.bsky.social · 3h

take your pick tbh

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 5m

Your posting horny stuff right?

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12m

Technically it covers all the parts it needs too. It is pretty horny though.

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 16m

Right?! That's so crazy to me. It's either no pockets or the ludicrous 1/4 inch flap of shame. Shame on you pants companies. Someone should make a list.

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 31m

If you want more help I could find a guide for ye.

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 31m

It's mostly have a formal tone, start it with Dear (their name or to whom it may concern), then end it with Sincerely and then your name.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

What does it taste of?

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

That happens to me if i drink water nonstop.

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

Please don't eat me.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

This is certainly the cutest Raven I've seen.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

Let's make a law. Each holiday has a month where you can sell that holidays stuff. Christmas gets December, Halloween gets October, etc.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

It's a different breed that can get bread after being bred.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

Did you do the blood thing?

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 12h

I choose to double down.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 13h

My findings: might be gay, but I need more evidence to be sure...

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HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 1d

🍂THE WIND BENEATH THE ASPENS🍂 - PROLOGUE (1/10)

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

No because most fast food is gross.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

Im blue daba dee daba die.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny to think about. Because on one hand they have a point. There is a lot of space in space. Millions of km separate space objects from each other. On the other hand space games solve this by giving you things to look at and often a faster than light ship.

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therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

True friendship

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

I'll take a double bacon cheeseburger with a large side of fries, and a large diet coke.

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

If she read mine she would hire me on the spot.

therealjorkles.bsky.social @therealjorkles.bsky.social · 1d

Uh mam I'm just here to deliver your Amazon package. No that is not a euphemism.

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