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Artist, vlogger, YouTuber, reviewer of movies, TV shows and video games. I have my ponysona since 2018, Flare Spark aka "Sparky".
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Yeah well unfortunately for him but fortunately for us, the movie bombed hard.
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The Mummy (2017): An ancient Egyptian princess is awakened from her crypt beneath the desert by an American soldier (Tom Cruise), bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia and terrors that defy human comprehension. The failed attempt to bring the Dark Universe monster film franchise.
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Dracula Untold: Prince Vlad III (Luke Evans), facing an invasion by the Ottoman Empire, makes a pact with a ancient vampire to gain supernatural powers. The deal gives him powers but carries the condition that if he drinks human blood for three days, he will remain a vampire forever.
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I, Frankenstein (2014): Two centuries after Dr. Frankenstein assembles and reanimates his creature, Adam (Aaron Eckhart) is still living. He becomes embroiled in a war between two immortal races: gargoyles, the traditional protectors of mankind, and evil demons.
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The Wolfman (2010): Lawrence Talbot (Benicio del Toro) returns to his ancestral home to investigate his brother's brutal murder, only to be attacked by a werewolf and cursed with lycanthropy. He must then confront his past with his estranged father, the creature and his own terrifying transformation
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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: After their son Alex discovers the Dragon Emperor's tomb, his parents, Rick (Brendan Fraser) and Evelyn (Maria Bello), are tasked with taking a relic called the "Eye of Shangri-La" to China. A third film seven years too late. Worst Mummy until 2017's Mummy.
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Van Helsing (2004): Monster hunter Gabriel Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is sent to Transylvania by the Vatican to destroy Count Dracula. He teams up with a gypsy princess, Anna Valerious (Kate Beckinsale), to stop Dracula, who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for his evil schemes.
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The Scorpion King: In this spin-off to the Mummy franchise, Mathayus (Dwayne Johnson), a desert warrior rises up against the evil army that is destroying his homeland that would become Egypt. He captures the enemy's key sorceress, takes her deep into the desert and prepares for a final showdown.
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The Mummy Returns (2001): Rick and Evelyn O'Connell's eight-year-old son, Alex, finds the Bracelet of Anubis, which awakens the mummified High Priest Imhotep and, in turn, the legendary Scorpion King (The Rock). A cult resurrects Imhotep so he can use the bracelet to take over the world.
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The Mummy (1999): This remake of the 1932 Universal classic- adventurer Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser), librarian Evelyn Carnahan (Rachel Weisz), and her brother Jonathan (John Hannah) accidentally awaken the ancient mummified high priest Imhotep during an archaeological dig in 1920s Egypt.
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It: Mel Brooks' take on the Count (Leslie Nielsen) relocating from his Transylvanian castle to Victorian London with his slavish assistant, Renfield (Peter MacNicol), in search of new blood. He finds it in a pair of beautiful young women. Before long, Drac meets his match.
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: Directed by Kenneth Branagh, when the brilliant but unorthodox scientist Dr. Victor Frankenstein (Branagh) rejects the artificial man (Robert De Niro) that he has created and tries to live a normal life with his fiancé (Helena Bonham Carter), the creature enacts revenge.
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Bram Stoker's Dracula: Francis Ford Coppola's take on the tale. Count Dracula (Gary Oldman) comes to England to seduce his barrister Jonathan Harker's (Keanu Reeves) fiancée Mina Murray (Winona Ryder) and wreak havoc in the foreign land with Professor Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins) on this tail.
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Dracula (1979); Count Dracula (Frank Langella) travels from Transylvania to England to find a new bride. He arrives in Whitby and charms a young woman, but first kills her friend Mina. Mina's father, Professor Abraham Van Helsing (Laurence Olivier), arrives and recognizes Dracula as a vampire.
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Young Frankenstein: Mel Brooks' comedic take on Frankenstein follows Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder), a respected neurosurgeon who inherits his great-grandfather's castle in Transylvania and discovers the secret to reanimating a dead body with the help of a hunchback and beautiful assistant
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The Creature Walks Among Us: The third and final film in the Creature series, the Gill Man is captured and turned into an air-breather by a rich mad scientist. This makes the Creature very unhappy, and he escapes, killing people and setting fires in the process. Clint Eastwood does not appear sorry.
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Revenge of the Creature: scientists capture the Creature from the Black Lagoon and bring him to a Florida aquarium to be studied and exhibited. He escapes, drawn to a female scientist, abducts her, and flees to the open ocean. First movie with Clint Eastwood. Referenced in Back to the Future Part 3.
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Creature from the Black Lagoon: A scientific expedition in the Amazon discovers a prehistoric amphibious creature, the "Gill Man" in the legendary Black Lagoon. The team tries to capture it, but the creature escapes and becomes enraged. It takes a liking to the female lead, Kay, and kidnaps her.
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Abbott & Costello Meet the Mummy: The comedy duo Abbott and Costello, are stranded in Cairo, Egypt, get caught up in a conspiracy involving a sacred mummy, a mysterious medallion, a treasure hunt, and a deadly cult.
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Abbott & Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Abbott and Costello are two police officers studying in London who get bailed out of jail by Dr. Jekyll (Boris Karloff). They become entangled in his experiments when he tries to separate his evil side, Mr. Hyde, from his good side through a serum.
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Abbott & Costello Meet the Invisible Man: Two bumbling private detectives Abbott and Costello help a man wrongly accused of murder who has become invisible to clear his name. To do this, they must outsmart a greedy agent who is also trying to capture the invisible man for his own gain.
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Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein: Funnymen Abbott and Costello work with a mad scientist and Dracula to transfer the monster's brain into Costello's body to make him smarter, while Dracula wants to use the monster to get revenge on the world. They realize in horror that the monster(s) are real.
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This is the last of the traditional Universal monster horror movies before the studio made parody films with Abbott and Costello.
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She-Wolf of London (1946): In Victorian England, A young heiress finds evidence suggesting that at night she acts under the influence of a family curse and has begun committing ghastly murders in a nearby park. The police believe that the woman is a killer, and perhaps she is a (she) werewolf.