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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · 18d

Ummm… get in my belly!

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · 22d

Bruhhh #dadlife #momlife #parents

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · 27d

Bruhh #dadlife #momlife #sahm #parents

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 22

7 a.m: There’s nothing like a hot cup of morning fuel.

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 14

That parent life tho. #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 13

So, the guy who is anti-electric cars buys an electric car to help his buddy sell more electric cars?

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 13

I inadvertently left my reheated coffee in the microwave. I am already in bed and too fatigued to get up. Will it still be palatable tomorrow? #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 11

The random regret of not going to sleep early and now you have to start your exhausting day of parenting #dadlife #momlife #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Sunday morning vibes #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 7

Every Time #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 7

Did you know that you are your toddler's bitch: snack giving bitch, toy finding bitch, apple juice delivering bitch, and ass wiping bitch.
#dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 6

Every night #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 5

Coffee in hand, prepared for another challenging day of parenting. #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Mar 4

I am extremely proud of both my toddlers' performance during their soccer practice today. #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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Family of FI @thefamilyoffi.bsky.social · Mar 1

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 28

I love my kids, but I don’t like kids. Does this make sense?
#dadlife #momlife #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 24

Present dads versus absent dads: showing up matters. #dadlife #momlife #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 17

My toddler still thinks I'm a superhero and hasn't figured out that I'm actually a sleep-deprived zombie. #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 17

The hardest part of parenting is trying to keep a serious face when your toddler throws a tantrum, but it's lowkey funny. #dadlife #momlife #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 15

Being a present dad, participating in outdoor activities with my wife and kids, has taught me that there are numerous married single moms out there. #dadlife #momlife #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 15

It's truly remarkable how my toddler is able to sleep so peacefully on top of and surrounded by hard toys without being bothered. #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 12

Mentioned You #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 11

Mentioned You #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting

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TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 9

Oh how Saturday nights change when you have kids…
Changed for the better :)
#dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting

TheRealZombieDaddy @therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social · Feb 8

I accidentally took a nap on the floor surrounded by toys while playing with my feral toddler. I woke up with no injuries to my body… if that doesn’t make me a daredevil I don’t know what does. #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting

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