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· 48m
Remember all those times Fox News spent yelling “NEPOTISM BAD!” at their viewers over Hunter Biden?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 1h
The political ads write themselves.
This is your brain in flouride: Normal person.
This is your brain on heroin and brain worms: JFK Jr
Any questions?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 2h
Young republicans showing love for Hitler just goes to show how welcoming the Republican Party can be to all people despite their flaws. It also shows how intolerant liberals can be for reacting so poorly to it.
NYT and WaPo
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 2h
Mike Johnson: how does my makeup look? Am I ready? Okay, let’s do this!
a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
ALT: a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
media.tenor.com
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 2h
I’ll start it…
Stop, collaborating’ with fascists
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
Someone smarter than me should rewrite the lyrics to ICE ICE Baby that could be used to mock ICE with.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
It is absolutely crazy pants that they gave Argentina $20 billion and nobody in our media bats an eye.
The media freaked the fuck out if Joe Biden loaned his brother $20 bucks.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
If he all he wanted was to be a mob boss why couldn’t somebody have just let him play one on a poorly written TV show?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
Add healthcare, grocery prices, and Pastors getting hit in the head with pepper balls to the list of things Mike doesn’t think are serious.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
No kid gloves.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
Why not just sue him now? Why wait 48 hours?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 3h
Mike: Is my makeup ready? Ok. Let’s do it.
a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
ALT: a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig
media.tenor.com
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
So our soldiers are asleep?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
Where is the same media that gave Hillary a what for for saying half his supporters are “deplorable”?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
Scaravan 2: Election Boogaloo
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
Are you better off now than you were 10
Months ago?
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
This reminds me. Have I plugged my new book lately?
By Jake Tapper
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
The media’s normalization of it and gaslighting of it had a LOT to do with it.
There was also a lot of wishcasting. Meaning they didn’t report on what he actually said but what they WISHED he had said.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
“Important things”.
Like Bad bunny performing at the Super Bowl?
www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/l...
Speaker Mike Johnson says he didn’t know who Bad Bunny was before Super Bowl announcement
Speaker Mike Johnson stated the decision to headline Super Bowl should have gone to an artist with a “broader audience” like Lee Greenwood.
www.shreveporttimes.com
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 4h
Republicans were NEVER “anti-government”.
They were anti-democracy. They were Pro-fascism. They wanted one party rule.
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· 5h
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 6h
Just gonna leave this totally unrelated yet gross NYT headline from February of this year right here…
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 6h
Just gonna leave this totally unrelated yet gross NYT headline from February of this year right here…
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 6h
This NYT headline from February is now even more gross considering the chat revelations and Trump’s Epstein connections.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 6h
So gross on so many levels. Considering the chat revelations of young republicans and Trump’s Epstein connections.
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@thesauruswrecks.bsky.social
· 6h
Have they checked the job growth shelf?
*this is a joke about the tariff shelf.
