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!!! NEW EP OUT !!!

hi everyone, i'm very excited to premiere the first part of an ongoing project i'm working on based on my old comic series! i hope you enjoy, stay tuned for more in the coming months! 🤍

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my secret is i never really feel like doing anything but then sometimes i really feel like doing something
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i actually kind of like being treated like a teacher lol, most of my coworkers are a lot younger than me so it's a good way to be social at work without feeling like a loser who's trying to pass as a youth. plus it's funny that the songs are things like boys a liar pt 2. like yeah I've heard that
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i do know every song and meme
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my zoomer coworker learned that im old as shit and now he asks me if i know every song and meme
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when i was a kid virtually every kid was tuned into South Park except me because the kenny deaths frightened me so
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do children still watch South Park or is it only like millennials (maybe older gen z?) and up now. teen south park yaoi fans don't count simply because I'm already aware of them
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these look soo good btw. i need to take pics of mine
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🔥 BURN PYGMALION vinyl re-press is in-hand and now shipping! Available in the classic green/pink split as well as a new picture disc edition!
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🔥 BURN PYGMALION vinyl re-press is in-hand and now shipping! Available in the classic green/pink split as well as a new picture disc edition!
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i really did and whats more it was a really small skunk, possibly a baby skunk
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just saw a skunk use the crosswalk
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oh its the pods birthday hbd "the pod" !
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apologies to their later run masterpieces but the pod is my favorite ween now
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it was just a little bump because it wasnt really a planet but a 3 dimensional shadow of a planet that was actually really far away so it wasnt really a big deal. i bet my cat was zooming around upstairs making all kinds of bumps at the time
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that sounds so transportative
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had a dream that earth was bumping into an invisible planet but like verrrry gently so everyone on earth just felt a bump every 2 hours or so & that was just how it was gonna be
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forgot to provide update on this. he showed me the tricks and they were mind boggling
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dad has informed me that he's been learning how to do amazing magic tricks with cards. he's always doing some shit. love him
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i love that! and then they were even in spongebon :)
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sorry im so into ween right now. this was always going to happen to me
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i started getting addicted to it like how one day i woke up and loved salt and vinegar chips
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apologies to their later run masterpieces but the pod is my favorite ween now
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gotten so much good news recently hehe wheee
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1. i can drink... 2. i get groomed... 3 i go for a walk i am the stallion! mang!