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The SkepTick

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The British Floating Circle - living in Kentucky, USA. Accidental starter of my own religion. I say dumb stuff on YouTube about what people believe. https://linktr.ee/TheSkepTick

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll have a read tomorrow! I’m around a lot for talks and such.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Jul 22

Are they old in the sense you’ve known them a while? Or that they’re just old?

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Jun 8

Today!

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · May 18

Prayers for me cleaning my oven hob. May jebus guide my hand through tough grime. Maybe Godfrey can make it so it takes under an hour.

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Apr 20

500 people witnessed it, but they all forgot to make note of the date. That’s why such an important event, that being the coming back of a man who got nailed one weekend, is on a different day each year.

Happy chocolate egg day!

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Apr 12

I thought it sounded like a lot of projection!

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Apr 12

This POS works for the city where I live, and is the number one reason I lost my job. 😐

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Apr 1

I’m about to use the bathroom for a long visit. Prayers for enough TP please.

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Jan 5

I may be available. You can email me if you’d like TheSkepTickUK (at) gmail (dot) com

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 17

That’s what we just said.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 17

Oh balls. We replaced all ours as soon as we heard the original.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 17

Where I’m from, ‘merry’ means tipsy. So I have absolutely no problem saying merry Christmas to christy-boobs. I just don’t say it to kids… I say, very loudly, ‘you’re too young for a merry Christmas. Just have a happy one’.

The confusion on an ex-tian parents face is a sight to behold.

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 16

I wonder what the intelligent life forms in the andromeda galaxy (if there is indeed some) call the andromeda galaxy? I wonder what they call the Milky Way galaxy? I wonder what they think the intelligent life in the Milky Way galaxy calls the Milky Way galaxy?

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 11

I told a fella that his god doesn’t exist.

He said ‘prove it’.

I said that the god of the bibles definition gets cancelled out by the very actions of said god in the bible.

He said ‘prove it’

I told him that it would take too long to read the entire Bible to him.

He vanished 🙁

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 11

Snark always works where I’m from!

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 11

10 year old gets picked on because she doesn’t believe in a god. Have suggested fun things to say back to kids who say to her ‘why don’t you believe in god’…

We suggested ‘which god’.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 9

That’s great! I one played William de Worde in ‘The Truth’ and Terry came to watch it.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 9

I’ll ruin it with a Bengal. You win!

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 9

Love a tuxedo!

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 7

‘The real reason you don’t believe in a god is because you don’t want to’.

Doesn’t that make me more powerful than your god then? Since it’s apparently throwing everything at me to convince me it exists, and I just go ‘nahhh’.

Come at me, puny gods.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 5

I drive around every day replaying the moment I asked people publicly not to pray for me, feeling like even more of an outsider.

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The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Dec 2

That happens!

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Nov 27

Thanks giving us just around the corner, and as a Brit, I’m probably going to sit in the corner and get hammered whilst my wife and her family celebrate.

Though not ‘Jesus hammered’, it’s not that kind of holiday.

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Nov 17

My wife does that with countryfile. 😅

The SkepTick @theskeptick.bsky.social · Nov 17

Me: I’ll have an early night tonight.

*turns on xbox*

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