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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · 9d

My Tuesday has been productive. #mariners

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PNW Witches’ Market @pnwwitchesmarket.bsky.social · 18d

🔮Witchy Vendor Spotlight🕯️ The Spork Witch will be at our Samhain Celebration October 26 at downtown Kirkland, WA
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Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered

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PNW Witches’ Market @pnwwitchesmarket.bsky.social · Sep 12

🔮Mabon Festival Spotlight 🔮
The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday!
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Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Sep 23

I think my twins are spicy because all I ate when I was first pregnant was spicy chicken wings.

So basically I brought this on myself. 😭

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Mar 24

I don't want to go to Candy Mountain! 😩

Prednisone is the blue and pink unicorns and I'm Charlie the unicorn, who is grey. From the old cartoon of Charlie the Unicorn.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Mar 12

For the Lunar Eclipse/Full Moon- ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESERVE. It's in Virgo. Meaning that whatever you want, organize & focus the intent for your true well being. Focus on the WHAT IS, because anxiety could be higher. It can also affect our communication due to Virgo ruling Mercury. Map things out!

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Feb 6

Hey! I'm definitely still alive. Business has been so slow & I'm trying to keep afloat while also trying to recharge for another show season. How are you all?!

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 9

I literally have done nothing & have just been staring at the year with wide eyes 🤣 so far this is going swimmingly.

The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 2

Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.

The Spork Witch holding a Pain Dull Away Body Butter & Salve while they smile softly, but aggressively at the camera. Their head tilted to the left.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 9

I do not know what it is..but all I get in Capricorn season is the anxiety I'm not doing enough..so I literally do nothing but panic.

Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 7

It's me. I'm the problem. So listen to this podcast I'm on because it's positively unhinged. 🤣😬
www.crepuscularconjuration.com/your-average...

5.1 The Spork Witch — Crepuscular Conjuration

www.crepuscularconjuration.com

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 2

Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 2

Yes. It's definitely about flipping societal constructs upside down, but helping focus on individual empowerment to help support that. It's going to be intense, but necessary given the power needs to be given back to the people.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Jan 1

There's been a shift. The way the planets are aligning hasn't happened in hundreds of years. Structures are shifting. This is not fear based. It's a chance to look at where you are holding onto unhealthy vs healthy control. This is a chance for us as a group to step back & say, what are we ignoring?

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 17

I'm at my doctors appointment And they have some JAMS playing but it's all elevator music and I'm trying not to make this a whole ass karaoke session.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 16

One thing this year has taught me is that I'm incredibly powerful & fully capable on my own. Learning to love everything I am inside & outside has been a process I've always wanted to achieve but was worried I wouldn't.
Here's to more empowerment, self love & less self doubt!

Photo of the Spork Witch smiling, in front of their altar and work space that is covered in bright greens, pinks and supplies. There is a bright pink light in the shape of a bat. The Spork which is smiling with ice blond straight hair to the shoulders, rainbow holographic cat eye glasses, their hand under their chin and a black sweater on.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 15

So apparently good men, who make an effort to create a bouquet with a small business, respect boundaries, and express how special you are, without alternative motives, aren't a myth?!

A colorful photo of pink roses, birds of paradise, yellow carnations, violets and gorgeous green foliage in a silver vase on an altar that is green. Surrounded by art, crystals and a pink bat LED light.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 7

Some of y'all really out there calling yourself a good person and then doing the literal least you can do to show kindness to others. Good luck with that. ✌🏼

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 7

You're out having fun. I'm in bed eating a quesadilla like a taco.

We are not the same. Clearly.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 7

These reviews make my heart sing.

Pain Pain Dull Away Salve 5 star review from Allison Y.

"I've gotten the forbidden whip version before and LOVE it, so I thought I'd try the salve. It works just as great as the whip for easing aches and pains, helping me heal and recover from spine surgery."

www.thesporkwitch.com

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 6

Talking about trauma to anyone new is never ever easy. It's a wound that feels like it's being reopened.

It's brave & difficult.

May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 4

Eff these leaves. And eff these leaves...and thessseee. Eff um all.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Dec 4

Jingle jangle mofos 💁🏼✨

Photo is of boots with tambourine pieces along the bottom of them. The words read
Them: don't come back here with your bullshit
Me: back on my bullshit but now with tamborlands

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Nov 29

LMAO THIS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was my thought too.

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Nov 28

Reminder to support Indigenous creators & their businesses all year long. Because we owe them so much & have taken too much. 🫶

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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾ @thesporkwitch.bsky.social · Nov 28

Hey!! 😍

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