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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦

@thetruemichael.bsky.social

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Robson Valley mushroom man Leftist, Jesus-loving Athiest, Environmentalist, Woke Matthew 10:34-39 Born at 353 PPM CO2 We live in decomposing structures, in a society, on a rock flying through space, And there are Nazis

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 1h

That is electoral interference, not a market intervention.

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CFD Swiss @cfdswiss.bsky.social · 8h

What is Bitcoin if not crypto? Rumored Satoshi Nakamoto weighs in #forex #gold #XRP

What is Bitcoin if not crypto? Rumored Satoshi Nakamoto weighs in

Jack Dorsey, long rumored to be Satoshi Nakamoto, reignited debate by declaring “Bitcoin is not crypto,” arguing BTC stands apart from other digital assets.

dlvr.it

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 3h

Whether or not it is capitalism depends on who you gave the money to!

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 3h

Hahaha

Just dawned on me there's a whole generation of bitcoin spectators have never seen bitcoin below $10,000, and they're out here reflecting that perspective

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 3h

As an American citizen, I wouldn't travel to the USA right now for my mother's funeral.

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Canada has no Castle Doctrine, but we have a lot of bears in the back and it's pretty quiet around here

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

That's right. It's President Xi who is a projection of the High Galactic Counsil through Spiritual Plane 8.777

Usurpers against the local supremacy of Tang

If you get in, the password is 111111. They haven't updated it for 450,000 years

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 18h

This might help

On the left is a picture of Hitler and above it it says FA
On the right is a picture of FDR and above him it says Anti-Fa

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

These are the wrong beans.

All beans should be purple by now.

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Princess Bubblegum avenged Nibiru 3000 years later

Marine science discovered Nefertiti 2003

Buried in Iraq with a bottle of wine from 7,000AD

Used as lubricant it destroyed an M1 Abrams tank

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

You can't actually hold onto the strings can you?

Things falling apart

Memes distantly related, if

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Never argue with someone who says "Nibiru"

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Nah I'd never say anything like that

Never argue with someone who says "Nibiru"

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Bro you should be writing children's books

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

So no coincidence that the town of Weed lies at the foot of Mount Shasta eh

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

She's looking pretty good for 4,000 years

Why do you do this?

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Resiliency?

I thought they were just trying to gather up all of the money while civilization collapses

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

You'll never go hungry then

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

a man wearing a helmet says give them nothing

ALT: a man wearing a helmet says give them nothing

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 4h

Department of Homeland Security: "SALES SALES SALES. Get on down to your local domestic automobile dealership today. PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER. Gasoline is basically free. American-made Gasoline has ELECTROLITES!"

a man with long hair and a beard is singing into a microphone

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 5h

You mean it's just sitting there doing nothing?

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 5h

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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 5h

Excuse me but what?

Rising temperatures are stressing multicellular organisms, this leads to more infection, not less.

As the temperatures rise, infections will only increase.

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 5h

When for 20 years I had intense bouts of pain in my pelvis and spine, nobody thought I had a problem or a disease. Doctors never helped me

Now that I don't eat starch, and I have no symptoms of ankylosing spondylitis whatsoever, everyone now thinks I have the debilitating disease "starch-free diet"

🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social · 5h

Starch is not a necessary component of a healthy diet. It is easily replaced by other carbohydrates.

Nutritional hurdles are easier to overcome than autoimmune disease caused by genes.