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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝ 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣. ❞ Mun is 19. NO LEWD!!! ⠀

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Jul 8

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙙𝙤 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙖𝙡. ❞

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Jul 8

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 12h

Splinter knows he’s there, yet he makes no movements.

At least, not yet.

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 20h

sneaking up behind him with a metal pipe in his stupid body's hands . 💀

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 20h

He is mediating.

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 20h

He is mediating.

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 8d

aUGH —

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 18d

Why is there a slice of pizza on the ceiling 💧

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 18d

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 19d

[ FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THE FAMILY DEATH GUY POSE ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓙𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 .ᐟ @sultanofspeed.bsky.social · 19d

[ he throws a metaI pipe at his forehead 💀 ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · 19d

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 10

[ He releases her. 👺]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 10

My writer says no. 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 10

My writer is feeling silly. So, I can do this.

[ GRABBIGN HER ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 10

[ side eyes her . JUDGEMENTALLY ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 10

Forgive me for wanting to ensure my children are properly fed. 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 7

Cue a side-eye.

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 7

“I will not tell you ANYTHING, for the final time SHREDDER.” 👺

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⭑ A͟𝖯𝖱𝖨𝖫 .ᐟ .ᐟ @rep0rter0neil.bsky.social · Sep 7

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

oh great . i’m doomed
to be a decrepit 28 year
old hag .ᐟ.ᐟ

you’re • •
you’re not • • humans .ᐟ.ᐟ

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 4

Another side-eye.

“Shredder, I will not ask you again. Leave. Now.” 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 4

His grip tightens ever so slightly on his cane — oh, that struck a nerve 👺

“No, you will not.”

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 4

“No, I will tell you nothing.”

He squints — unfazed about the laser blaster.

It must be about someone important to him if he refuses to speak 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 4

"No. Because as I stated, it's NONE of your business."

It must be something PRETTY important, something that could totally be used against him 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 3

“I’m never going to tell you about my troubles, Shredder.

You have made your point as to where you stand very clear.” 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 3

“Please go, you are interrupting my mediation.”

Cue a side eye 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 3

“As I said, it’s none of your concern, Shredder,” a bit of a more firm tone is used this time.

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 3

“It’s none of your concern, Shredder,”

He squints at him.

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Sep 3

Sighing softly, splinter turns to look at her.

“May I help you, Oroku Saki?”