thewinterizzy
@thewinterizzy.bsky.social
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no but seriously imagine it.
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As someone who has lived all of this in real time I have no words besides that I’m really happy and grateful to have gay trauma bonded as teens and grew up parasocially together with these two British boyphriends.
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Baby’s first demand letter officially sent (/srs), kinda nervous. 👉👈 (/j)
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omg they so were not there before lmao thanks, I was clicking every filter like where tf are they 🤣
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Chat am I dumb — where’s the sticker pack with all the designs???
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They still haven’t replied to my recent e-mail again reiterating that my keys were returned July 15. But you know what they did just send me? A BALANCE DUE NOTICE AND THREATENING TO EVICT ME. Evict me from what??? An empty apartment??? Please be so serious oh my god.
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idk who needs to hear this but Paramount just released a promo where you can see Aly & AJ this Friday in Seattle for less than 35 bucks including fees, general admission floor or seats. That’s how you do affordable concerts baybee. (Code HALFOFF not a joke.) 🎫🎫🎫
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idk but I’m savoring this time while I still can 😭
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This is your reminder that Maisie Peters has always been that girl and now is your chance to get into her music before MP3 takes over the world. 🌱
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omg I’d be mortified lmao 💀
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Why does my pretzel look like a mouse—??? 🐁
Close up picture of a short pretzel stick pinched in my fingers. There’s a poorly drawn red outline detailing the shape of a small head, mousy ears, and leg stumps.
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I’ve been doing some light research. It’s been 64 days since I returned my keys; 48 from the day my lease ended. 🤭
Screen cap from https://app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=59.18.280 —

(2) If the landlord fails to give the statement and any documentation required by subsection (1) of this section together with any refund due the tenant within the time limits specified in subsection (1) of this section he or she shall be liable to the tenant for the full amount of the deposit.
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4. You know I left. Presumably the unit was cleaned and listed again. Someone somewhere knows the unit is empty.
5. If someone somehow doesn’t know, why are you not mad I haven’t paid rent in two months?
I hate this place so much lmfao. Embarrassing!!
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Oh boy!! Still nothing!! E-mailed again!! The property manager: “Hi — did you return your keys?”
1. Yes, on July 15.
2. I also e-mailed as much on July 15, which is in the exact same e-mail string they are replying to.
3. Thank god I had the forethought to get a sticky note from the leasing agent.
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I went to the office to see if they knew anything just in case before going full panic wellness check mode. Turns out he is indeed on vacation and everything is fine (well except the roaches, which is being handled). I’m yelling at Mr. Neighbor when he gets home!! Tell me if you’re gunna be gone!!
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Remember this guy? I haven’t seen him in about three weeks. He put his chair away, so I figured he was likely on vacation, but a new introduction to my apartment made me worried. That’s right! Cockroaches!!
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Crashing out in real time because I texted my boss saying I went to bed early last night* and apparently didn’t set an alarm, so is it okay if I work from home today** or I can use a sick day since that’s the policy. I wasn’t about to drive to Seattle in 7AM*** traffic.
*today
**Wednesday
**it’s 7PM
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It happened again. >:(
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I’ve been a chronic concert girlie since circa 2009ish and can confidently say with my whole chest: no. 💔
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Every search is now “[whatever I’m looking for] Reddit -ai”
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Do they already say “don’t forget to bean awesome”?
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I have Reader Match already turned off, is that the only AI feature? (Hopefully?)
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++ seconding this, I’d like an opt-out function.