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Thomas J. Padden

@thomasjpadden.com

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Aspiring writer, fledgling filmmaker, determined artist, professional cat dad. Active ingredients: wiggles & silly buggers

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · Feb 26

Wrote an anthology during the pandemic. Ended up at 650k. Whoops. So I shattered it into an interconnected series that can be read in any order, and loaded it with hidden clues to a larger series looming beyond the pages. Interested?
#WSPit #WSPitW #WSPitQ #A #F #H #Hu #SF #P #R #Hi #M #LGBT

The Midnight Menu - written and created by Thomas J. Padden - all titles designed by Thomas J. Padden

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 15d

In 1984, MI6 obtained genetic material from all four of the Beatles. After discarding Ringo's, their DNA was used to make England's most handsome man. All of which was an attempt to produce an adequate 007 successor for Connery. Little did MI6 know they had accidentally invented Paul Hollywood.

Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · 29d

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · Aug 11

Alright, kids, listen up. If you're gonna steal booze, just do what we always did. Drill a hole through the wall of the liquor store where they keep the good stuff and drink whatever comes out.

Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · Aug 2

When in doubt, pass out!

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Thomas J. Padden @thomasjpadden.com · Jul 27

1. Harry Potter Finds a Rock
2. Harry Potter Finds the Basement
3. Harry Potter Goes to Jail
4. Harry Potter Goes to the Olympics
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter in High Noon at Mega Mountain
7. Harry Potter Scared Stupid
8. Harry Potter and the Return of the King