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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 5

Wings? #FCF

Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 1

These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now.

Proposed captions…

1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?)

2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you?

Retweet for #1, Like for #2

#chunky

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 29

Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 15

#FCF

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 5d

This is not my original thought, but it cracks me up that every NCAA quarterback now has a name from 2003 Sean Cody because those “straight” boys were all using that years worst/most popular baby names for their porn names.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · 15d

I tend to think we chose the wrong emoji. Which vegetable are you?

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 6

Worse yet is political messages as profile names on the apps. I may agree 100% with your cause, but we won’t be meeting because clearly you are insufferable.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 5

Wings? #FCF

Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 1

These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now.

Proposed captions…

1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?)

2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you?

Retweet for #1, Like for #2

#chunky

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 1

This individual continues to use pictures of Zach Wilson, and got super confused when I asked him how he is enjoying his time with the Dolphins. Thought I was talking about swimming with the dolphins.

Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Nov 5

Some guy(?) in my tiny little town is using pictures of Zach Wilson for his profile on grindr, and I have so many questions, but I’m going to restrain myself from engaging.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Sep 1

These should probably wait for #FCF, but I’m going to go ahead and post them now.

Proposed captions…

1) Right in front of my salad (dressing?)

2) Do you Wish my Bone was in you?

Retweet for #1, Like for #2

#chunky

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ooh, reference object!

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 31

I’m too damned old to have been a huge fan, but I’ve come to the conclusion that strongly held negative opinions/feelings about that woman are a pretty good indicator of mental illness.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 30

Sure. Here you go…

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 30

Their “official” heights are 6’5” and 5’9”, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Jacob is the one that’s lying. Has to be a pain in the ass to get him in a frame with his co-stars.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 30

Some poor junior exec is getting fired for this picture.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 30

Nothing demonstrates how much the culture has passed me by as clearly as the number of times I’ve listened to the Alanis Morissette cover of Coming Around Again. It’s phenomenal and I have not heard one mention of it anywhere.

Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 29

Took these for someone yesterday, so I might as well post them here. Pretty lazy on my part with essentially the same shot repeated all the time. #FCF

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 16

Boxers!

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 15

#FCF

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 9

Here you go…

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 7

TBH, I think she’s this generations Jill Sobule (rip), or Donna Lewis.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Aug 7

Food porn. Do they remind you of anything?

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Jul 14

I’ve had the song Jump In The River on frequent rotation for 35+ years, but the lyric “like the times we did it so hard there was blood on the wall” still elicits a bit of a “holy shit” whenever I hear it.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Jul 3

Are the two guys that sing in their kitchen with various (mostly heinous) guest celebrities a couple? Google is surprisingly (and perhaps reassuringly) unhelpful on this topic.

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Jul 1

Happy Birthday!

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Thom LaZucchina @thomlazucchina.bsky.social · Jun 30

Ryan the gardener from Martha Stewart Gardens.

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