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the new 🪷 pope
@timbercarini.bsky.social
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · Aug 21
Imagine making fun of Goose and at the same time loving some John Mayer solo shows. Wild.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 10h
Nice win today, bud 🫡
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 10h
We literally sat at the curb behind the loading dock and just cracked beers, looked at the stars, and shot the shit. Really cool human being.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 10h
Oxford. Miami of Ohio. Opener was Phantom Planet, and Jason Schwartzman was drumming. He was not as cool.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 10h
Naw, it was in Ohio.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 10h
In college, I worked for the committee that planned concerts on campus. In 2000, they booked G Love and Special Sauce. My job was to hang with G Love and make sure he had everything he needed. All he asked me to do was get a cooler full of beer and a couple chairs. Then he asked me to hang w/ him 💯
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 11h
I would have used james Franklin, but nobody made that graphic yet. Obviously I didn’t make it. Also, they were eliminated before he got injured.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 11h
Preseason #2 yall
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 12h
This means you are RIGHT, and you are a genius Drink Benzy
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, because there are like a dozen of those tasty buggers in foggy London Town
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 13h
I am “pulled a muscle while sneezing” years old 🤧
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 18h
They are so amazing live. I’m so glad you went!!!
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 18h
It’ll be real news when RFK Jr gets his Covid shot
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Lpeterp @lpeterp.bsky.social · 22h
GOP: "Do as I say, not as I do"'
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 20h
Chicago is awesome. Don’t let the haters hate. Send them this reminder:
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Dave Portnoy is a complete and utter moron who should not be on TV. He doesn’t even know how to pronounce Oregon 🚮
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
They are the worst
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Tiger mosquito 🦟 bites
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Pimento cheese omelette breakfast sammy 😋
Tasty sandwich made with pimento cheese and eggs, served with a baby arugula salad dressed with a lemon vinaigrette
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Draggin BallZ
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
I always shuffle the screen 5x before I start. They are intentional in the way they set up the opening screen. Red herrings. Missed connections.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 22h
Best nickname in sports rn #bigdumperMVP
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Ābrajam Simpson @mattformath.bsky.social · 22h
Big dumper is what got me lol

I’m team RoboUmp afa strike zone is concerned

The sport has totally lost me for years - watched a little bit last night and it’s just painful how wrong these guys can be
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 23h
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Been there. It’s a long one. Missed our train and had to take a black cab. Luckily it’s a small airport so once you are there, it’s a breeze
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
🐐
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying yes !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying yes !
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
I think your soul is leaving early
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