Heh. One of my remote colleagues is a lifer Texan. Once in a while they'll ask me to slow down when I'm On One. SE Michigan accent is real but apparently so is squeezing an entire sentence into a single word
“Yet once you've come to be part of this particular patch, you'll never love another. Like loving a woman with a broken nose, you may well find lovelier lovelies. But never a lovely so real.”