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Tim Poultney
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Award-Winning Writer in Deepest Darkest Dorset (🦢)
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · May 12
I'm not going to be so gauche as to put "Award Winning" in my profile...

...but it's technically true now!!

Thank you to @scriptsandco.bsky.social and those of you who've been rooting for me. Your support means everything.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 1h
Instead of a forest, why not a haunted house? Or a haunted pub, we've got plenty of those kicking about the place.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 4h
Give it a couple of years and this'll end up in somebody's creepypasta as something like "purplelip"
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 19h
"Give us the gamer goo and wipe away the mold!" -- Paige Lutece
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 1d
#htpspoilers

Another banger by the OP crew!!

The flies though... Spirits? Pentex? Wyrm? All of the above?! Seemed to trigger that doom spiral, so...

Also Amanda's taking her reality being upended rather well, isn't she?
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 1d
DADDYYYYYY!!!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 1d
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 1d
Bugger.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 1d
...can I not change this?
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 2d
GET (your wife) OUT OF FIGHTING GAMES (she is too powerful)
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 3d
The "Peter Corbeau" archetype... The boy's gonna be a super doctor astronaut!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 3d
Oh hey it's Will Sa--

*Chokes up a lemon*
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 4d
Battle of the Bulge.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 4d
Be Snuffkin, Do Crime!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 5d
War bonds.

Really though, if you don't want to just give them money, vouchers towards something they enjoy seems safe, like for a game or crafts or sports, something like that.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 5d
Depends on what they're currently reading...
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 6d
Frustration born from perceived perfectionism? I get it, I often feel like I let perfect be the enemy of good, and procrastinate to avoid failure.

Try, fail, try again, fail better.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 6d
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 6d
Horror and comedy are just two sides of the same coin.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 7d
Behind the camera:
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 8d
Close, but no.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 8d
Such a good job, very well done.

I do hope they Super Robot Wars the game, bring in the mechas from The Big O or the myriad of Go Nagai mechs.

I know there are more than enough Gundam, but still!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 9d
Direct link here:

www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/raise-the-...
'Raise the Roof' for the Mowlem
Our much loved community space has a big problem: a very old roof. We urgently need £10,000 to stop the leaks and save the Mowlem.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 9d
My local theatre is raising funds to save the roof from falling in! (Well, it's not THAT bad but it's getting close... Watch the video to see!)

If my fellow UK theatre peeps could share this, we'd all appreciate it! Even more so if you can donate!!

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Raise The Roof Fundraiser
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 9d
IT WAS ME BARRY!!
I PUT THE DOUBLE ANIMAL SANCTUARY IN YOUR FIRST COLLECTOR BOOSTER!!
I GAVE YOU THE DIMIR KIT FOR YOUR RTR PRERELEASE!!
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ben schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 9d
My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...
The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia
It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.
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