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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 5h

We cant afford even one player to have a bad game, but our most dependable players have been poor today. #lufc

Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 7h

Hmmm 🙄😂

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 9h

Just escaped the hell of Bicester Village. First time in 6 years in spite of living 5 mins away. Last visit was March 2019 when the Blunts were lunchtime visitors to ER. I could smell Wilder’s celebrations in the air today… #lufc

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 9h

Haha excellent. A hint of a scowl too..?

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 10h

I can feel my vast mop of hair growing back…

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 10h

When the seagulls follow the goldfish…

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 3d

No disrespect to the LA Dodgers, but it would be one in the eye for the Tangerine Twot if Toronto Blue Jays won baseball’s ‘World Series’.
Coronation Street’s Jim McDonald would approve too #ifyouknow

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 7d

Yes, politics is not a lark. That’s how the tousled buffoon got to be PM. I don’t want my politicians to be funny, a bit of a character or on the front page for anything other than sound leadership.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 7d

All true but can’t be blamed for being picked by the coach.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 7d

I can’t help thinking he might be less cultish if he wasn’t such a sexy pirate. #lufc

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 7d

Thoughts on Brenden; The US/Marsch connection doesn’t help him. He also can’t be blamed for what we paid for him. He’s often frustrating and not my favourite either, but always gives 100%. We’ve had plenty of cult heroes over the years who did just that #lufc

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 12d

Yes, the parking cameras, the idiot buzzer when tailgating and the lane change corrector for if you nod off… to mention just a few.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 12d

Was it informative? Fun?
When I did mine, there was a collective ‘ohhhh’ when the trainer mentioned leaving a space between you and the car in front at junctions, so everyone can get away quicker. I did roll my eyes.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 14d

What’s it to be, the Aire or the Ahr, Daniel? #niche #lufc @aufwiedpet.bsky.social

Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 14d

LU..FFS #lufc

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 14d

Replace tomorrow with today #lufc

Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 28d

Been in and out of Elland Road since May ‘73, but my first league game was Burnley in March ‘74, just before we won the league title; West Stand with my late dad, a fug of Woodbines and the occasional flying bog roll. Unexpected defeat, 1-4. Blubbed. Hope they lose tomorrow. #lufc

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 14d

Can’t help feeling it’ll be Jaidon Anthony In the 95th minute with the lead piping #lufc #BURLEE

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 14d

It’s tough in the context of expectation and need. We need a win, or at very least a draw, so added pressure

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 14d

Anyone else live with someone who opens food packaging as though the only available tool is a chainsaw?.. and then complains when the contents are not edible? It’s not even remotely irritating. #Cornflakes #Chainsaw #BreadLikeCardboard

Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 20d

I boggle at some of the pics posted by mothers my age, showing them (smiling, natural) next to their poor daughters with the oddest, tortured expressions; what a time to grow up.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 20d

It’s the pursed lips, ‘surprised by an ostrich feather’ expressions that upset me. What’s happened to us?!

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21d

RIP Diane Keaton
My favourite picture of her where everyone else is giving it their best Blue Steel & she looks like she’s just wandered in off the street looking super cool.
She was allowed to wear her own clothes & her wonderful personality shines out.
What a unique talent & human being.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 21d

The Sweeney episode was actually called ‘Bad Apple’. Typo. #AnorakFact

Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 21d

Haha exactly. His other party piece was to throw a golf ball the full length of the Elland Road pitch. Remarkable. We are of similar vintage; I was 9 at the time.

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Tim Stopped Writing @timstoppedwriting.bsky.social · 21d

Can’t imagine it happening in the Revie era. No way he’d have allowed anything that maverick. Or sloppy.

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