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Goth Capo

@tinalope.bsky.social

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Not cool online or in real life. Thorns. Timbers. Professional shouty.

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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 10h

Me: Oh, hey what are you 3D printing today?

Tariq: titty koozie

Me: …so you are

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 10h

Walked into the bar to see the final run happen.

You’re welcome, mariners fans

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 11h

Already warming up my voice to boo her at the final

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14h

Homer wearing a flower crown looking sad

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14h

How many fucking minutes ??

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14h

Omg is that an instant shiner?? Dang

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14h

Oof - that was a rough landing for Fleming

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14h

Thorns pls

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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14h

Every time I have to see TM in this fuckass commercial, I get angrier for my KC people

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15h

Saved by offsides

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15h

Pardon the fuck??

Eben Novy-Williams @ebennovywilliams.bsky.social · 16h

SCOOP: NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman has a new three-year contract, per sources. Under her guidance the league has seen large commercial growth and undergone multiple expansions. #NWSL

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NWSL Commissioner Jessica Berman Receives 3-Year Contract Extension

Jessica Berman received a 3-year extension as NWSL commissioner. The deal was executed by the league's four-person executive committee.

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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15h

96% humidity?! Absolutely the fuck not

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 23h

hup

Sherman the dog has jumped into the abyss again. His head and torso are in the hole, his feet dangle out of the top of the hole. He is free.

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 1d

Oh is that why they’re calling in reinforcements

A Google search for “what is a group of frogs called?”

A group of frogs or toads is often called an army or colony

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 1d

I only knew about it because my friends sister plays Lourdes lol

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

I’m on day 3 of cramps that I’m feeling mostly in my back and I’m ready to have this traitorous bitch ass uterus scooped the fuck out

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

Girl…

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

Tariq just came down the stairs and handed this to me without saying anything lmao

He’s having fun with this 3d printer

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

lmaooooo

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

If you have an iPhone, beware of this heartbreaker

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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

My emotional support “I’ll def go back and need this” tabs 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 2d

I just accidentally closed all 80+ tabs I had open in my phone browser.

RIP me

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 3d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 3d

I love this man but he has done this 4 years in a row now lmao

Gonna need to start confiscating his cards Oct 1st or something idk

Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 3d

Me listening to Tariq tell me he bought a bunch of things I was going to buy him for his birthday which is in 3 weeks

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